Chris Kenyon

I like white chocolate and dark humor.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@FeelYouHappy For what it’s worth I’d rather have Bruno take free kicks than Ronaldo every single time.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@nateelgin @MLB Because one is saying “we don’t think everyone should be forced to be Christian” the other is saying “we don’t think gay people should exist”

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@SirLeoBDasilva You’re putting Arsenal on the level of Cape Verde?

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@stephenwjwebb @NoushardMUFC It’s because nobody had as many assists as Bruno….

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@NoushardMUFC Yeah $150 would be too good to pass up.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@ACTBrigitte Why is he taking cognitive tests?

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@EricLDaugh And yet his net worth has doubled since becoming president a decade ago. 🤔. Must be all that Trump merch you guys are obsessed with.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@AlanHerringtonn Put in your notes app and then post it to Instagram instead.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@Riley_Gaines_ Stop defending Trump’s insanity. You don’t have to agree with him…you’ll be okay if you don’t.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@patriot_savvy @POTUS Honestly, I can’t stand Donald Trump. I think he’s inept and the worst president in our country’s history. But I also agree that we should pray for him, and every president in the future regardless of political party.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@RealMakeNoLaw @FoundAMoron No normal, logical person is questioning this guys qualifications. And most of you weirdos wouldn’t be either if Kirk didn’t put the idea in your head that every black person is a DEI hire.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@WellsJorda89710 He told someone in a social media comment that God doesn’t listen to the prayers of sinners. Explain that one theologically….

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@WallStreetApes Every person holding political office in the USA is a citizen.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@DrChaseSpears @BrendanKeefe Let’s be consistent then. What do you think about the 2nd amendment?

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@its_The_Dr We’ll never see that “evidence” but we should believe them because they told us to

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@Steve_Kuntz_ @stoolpresidente @tBushGaming Or just do research about where you’re going before you go.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@loganclarkhall She’s an American citizen. So she should be voting.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@MAGA4Life_62 @loganclarkhall MAGA hates the constitution. It’s so obvious.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@elpopeofpipe @DeIudedShaniqwa You’re so mad.

[Chris Kenyon @CaptainKenyon]

@JasonCrutc6017 @DeIudedShaniqwa I’m white as wonder bread and I loved this movie. You’re just racist.