Captain Margret

1° In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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Still no Jesus.

Wild.

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@mkvga @patrickjburland @Dr_Freshey @Nick182825 @beatmastermatt Mr Beast send me money.

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The word “hypocrite” means absolutely nothing any more.

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@Angry_Staffer

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI

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Is one dog for three cats a good trade?

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@RonFilipkowski What’s a “read?”

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I was going to text someone just but I remembered that they died recently.

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@notcapnamerica There are no accidents with firearms. Only negligence.

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@RamonesOfficial Let Johnny run things.

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It’s starting to sound like masochism.

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@WaymoreJennings Blew the doors off the places I saw him. They took up a collection for new ones.

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@beatmastermatt MORE TRAVEL VIDEOS

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@megynkelly Cheese and whine for all!

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@beatmastermatt @GamesEarlPwns @IAmMrsBeat I’ll happily rage bait for free for your company.

But I will be deducting a huge amount of imaginary expenses on my taxes.

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@megynkelly Oh, go on and say “fuck” if’n you’re mad.

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@DEVO Alan Myers forever.

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So Trump wants The Purge to occur?

Well, that seems nice.

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@megynkelly, show me on this doll where @taylorswift13 hurt you?

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Happy Birthday, HP Lovecraft!

#Lovecraft
#Cthulhu