CaptainRis

the worst part about prison was the dementors

[Cemo ❤️‍🔥 @werentfunny]

if you ever feel overwhelmed under pressure just remember travis kelce has to write vows for THE taylor swift so he’s probably in a much worse place

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Over 4,000 young Americans are alive today who might not be — because of the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline we built together.

The grief of losing a child is something that no parent should ever have to know.

We launched 988 in 2022. We invested in it. We fought for it. And now the data is in: an 11% drop in youth suicide. Thousands of kids who picked up the phone instead of giving up.

In my view, that’s what government is supposed to do.

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

If the child on the left was old enough to pick cotton and the child on the right was old enough to attend Klan rallies, then today's children are old enough to learn about both of these and how they've led us to where we are today.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

The thing about leopards is eventually they will eat you too.

Your favorite local restaurant closing because the nice family who owns it getting deported. You thought they were some of the “good ones.” The price of produce skyrocketing even before the camps are built as immigrants flee. Your daughter dying of sepsis because the lawyers feel it’s too risky to perform that D&C.

No more FAFSA for your kids college because you didn’t know that was part of the Department of Education. Veterans having their benefits cut because they rolled back the PACT Act as too expensive. That factory in town that was going to build chips and employ your kids never breaking ground because of the repeal of the CHIPs act. The bridge that was going to cut your commute in half being canceled because of the repeal of the Infrastructure Act.

That sweet government job that you’ve loved because you can work 8 hours a day and fish on the weekends has been slated for a MAGA Schedule F slot because it controls funding for contracts that will go to Republican donors, so you’re fired without cause or any union protections.

You’ll blame Biden or the local Democrats probably. But it will be fine because Elon promised it would be uncomfortable at first but it will get better. You were just so sure it would be uncomfortable for…you know…”those people.” Not you.

But that’s leopards for you. They eat whatever is available.

[Michael J. Stern @MichaelJStern1]

Didn't like Harris's position on Israel?

Wait until you see what Trump's going to do.

If you were a progressive who didn't vote or voted for Trump out of protest, you've created your worst nightmare.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Brilliant ad. If you have a daughter and you are voting for Trump you are insane.

Also I hope you will one day have to explain to her why you voted for a man who was found to have sexually assaulted a woman.

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@NJTRANSIT Tell your agents on the train…they keep telling me to re-download the app and that there isn’t any problems.

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@NJTRANSIT @NJTRANSIT_MOBO can you inform the agents on the train about the mytix app issue? I cannot activate any tickets and they keep telling me there are no issues with tickets. But you are tweeting on all accounts the system is down and it is not my phone

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@MSNBC @nbc @Roku why does msnbc live on roku shut down/go back to roku Home Screen at the top of every hour? This is so frustrating to keep clicking back into the app and finding the live show I want to be watching

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@Roku @netflix why does Netflix keep crashing every time I try to play a show? I’ve reinstalled/logged out and back in. Tried everything. Keeps crashing and this is so frustrating

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@NiallHarbison Any updates on these two??

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@chrislhayes They need even more than that. This entire week has been misleading and deceptive at best.

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@JudgeFergusonTX Dude where’s my car. Interrogation scene. Although it’s a literal “dummy” they torture

[Angie Maxwell @angiemaxwell.bsky.social @AngieMaxwell1]

So all of this to say:

There is trauma in the running.
There is trauma in the running.
There is trauma in the running.

And we have to do more. (21/21)

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@barbsharky @AshworthBen @BadLegalTakes I like the Tony the Tiger approach. My brain went more pirate-“arrrr” vibes. Both solid

[Kateryna_Kruk @Kateryna_Kruk]

Volodymyr Zelenskyy visited Bucha today. His face says it all.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@Coach your planner refills are finally available, after trying to order since September, and one month into the new year, and you still are charging full price???

[CaptainRis @CaptainRis]

@sixteenthCgirl random top podcast for an American but so fun to listen to and learn from! Thank you!!

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Good God I love my fans so much it’s crazy 🥺❤️ !!! I think I’m gonna cry the rest of the day !!!! Best day ever … praise the Lord … can I get an Amen 🙏🏼☀️🙌🏼 ???? #FreedBritney

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