Brian Bowers

but why is the rum gone?

[Brian Bowers @Captain_Bowers5]

Last day of school means the last lunch at the Troctagon with these boys... It's been real💯👌🏻 #LastSupper

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[David J Phillips @davj]

"Make no mistakes DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER"

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

Cómo se siente escribir tu correo y contraseña con el mando de la tele

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

STUART FAIRCHILD WITH A GRAND SLAM 😤

Chinese Taipei is up 6-0 on Czechia in the second inning.

(via @MLBONFOX)

[Johan @Adityapandeydev]

POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

pomegranate lowkey just fruity corn

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers line “Can’t stop, addicted to the shindig” really speaks to me as one of the many Americans struggling with shindig addiction

[CableThanos @JoshCashman_]

The Seahawks Are The #1 Seed

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Absolutely terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

[Brian Bowers @Captain_Bowers5]

@slipperstillfit

[John Arnold @johnarnold]

Good story in WaPo about how parlays (multiple bets in one) have grown in popularity. The sportsbook pushes them bc their take is much higher (20% vs 5% in NJ last year). Younger gen likes them bc they're higher risk/reward (82% of all bets by those aged 21-24 were parlays).
There's never been the combination of speed of play (ability to bet on every play) + ease of access (no friction). Combined with a younger gen trained to seek dopamine hits, sports gambling is materially different today than even a decade ago. I'm not sure this is what legislators thought they were signing up for.

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[Foxboro Joker @FoxboroJoker]

Pete Carrol made the correct decision to throw the ball. 1 timeout left & needed to maximize his chances at the end zone.

The Patriots rehearsed the very play. Butlers INT was a result of great preparation, not error.

[SDL @SocDoneLeft]

the official position of the US government:

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Bryce Haase @Bryce_Haase8]

Kelvin Sampson ran a genius ATO taking advantage of how Purdue has defended BLOBs all season

You will see Purdue occasionally miscommunicate the coverage, but I haven't seen a coach fully take advantage of it like Sampson did here: