Hannah

Spielberg Groupie. George Feeney hater. Dinosaur lover. Tom Cruise enthusiast. World’s foremost expert on Pirates of the Caribbean.

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

Me and my extraterrestrial friend noticed you from across the bar and we love your child of divorce vibes

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

The word they’re looking for is “chick flick” but that feels outdated so they’re collapsing the whole spectrum of chick flicks into “RomCom” which is only one of the subgenres!

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Say it with me, a romcom must have the comedy part in it! You keep calling romantic dramas romcoms and I wanna scream. It’s like when you say casted.

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

@unrealpathan I do think Interstellar has grown on general audiences over time but they never disliked it, it was always a spectacle that they’ve only embraced more with the years passing

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

“And it appears that…yes…he and his friends are…killing the alien with hammers”

[noah @samanthatarly]

yeah i mean disclosure day has massive screenplay issues and is really muddled with what it has to say a lot of the time (friend leaves room) if Steven Spielberg was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

It’s so funny that AI: Artificial Intelligence and Obsession kind of have the same premise

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

Trying to find a swimsuit top is making inpatient look reeeeeal good

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

Sometimes you lose weight but don’t lose ur boobs and it drives you insane and makes you evil

[blair @unspoclit]

ik u lose ur boobs when u lose weight but if u already have big boobs do they just become saggy

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

I also feel like nobody really understands Lead vs Supporting, and that is especially true for Actress because the biggest role for an actress in a movie is frequently a supporting role so there is less of a dividing line than for Actor

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

I feel like sometimes studios think Supporting Actress is an easier category than Best Actress, but they’ve just moved all the competitive leads into Supporting and it isn’t strategic at all

[Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema]

Focus Features will launch an Oscar campaign for Curry Barker’s ‘OBSESSION’

Inde Navarette is a favorite in the Best Supporting Actress category.

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

@ScottJeschke Fair, I do think it requires that element because no way would I be in China staring down WWIII and trusting American news on anything if there wasn’t a magic sort of human with god-like powers of Believing Her lol

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

The whole point of Emily Blunt’s character is her empathy abilities are able to cut through the cynicism and disbelief to connect with all of humanity- it’s why SHE has to be the one to disclose.

[Scott Jeschke @ScottJeschke]

I agree. And I enjoyed the movie, but I just didn't believe the central conceit. The world is so cynical that most people would just shrug or just wouldn't believe. And it pains me to say that, because I hate cynical movies. But I almost feel the premise of Don't Look Up would make more sense here. Weirdly Close Encounters feels way more grounded

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

We have got to be a more serious people. You can’t say this shit with a straight face when BFG, 1941, and Ready Player One are out there. Some of you have never even heard of Always.

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

doing the math and i kinda think Disclosure Day is Spielberg’s worst………

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

the difference between Spielberg and Shyamalan is that Shyamalan believes in God, while Spielberg believes in UFOs

[esmé 🤍 @agnstpollution]

Disclosure Day (2026, Steven Spielberg)

[Hannah @Captain_Jedi]

This is so true except every time Ehrlich rates a movie higher than Dune we do always reference his low rating for Dune

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

“You gave this movie 3 stars and that one 3.5”? “You gave this movie and that movie the same rating?” Shut up. Free yourself

[Zach @ZachTheRide3D]

Life is so good when Steven Spielberg is your favorite filmmaker

[Dude Part 3 @Knock1onheaven2]

Disclosure Day (2026)

[Cinema Connoisseur @MovieEndorser]

JURASSIC PARK is a Perfect Film

[Mike @bigdoinkssssss]

@RealChalamet