Caralot

Banana-hater. Cat fan. Green is my religion. Does not respond well to evangelism.

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

Come and visit my valley! It's gorgeous here.

#cederbergwilderness #rocklandsvalley #climbing #bouldering

[CapeNature @CapeNature1]

Rocklands, in the northern Cederberg, is the world’s premier bouldering destination. Here, a timeless landscape of rugged rock beckons outdoor adventurers.

Come and experience natural thrills in this one-of-a-kind wilderness. Read more here: https://t.co/jPuZzt4Qv0

#CapeNature

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

@OneDayOnlycoza That is DEFINITELY a kitchen mixer of some sort

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

Voice your opposition to the River Club redevelopment - preserve environment and heritage - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/IY5p1gFZQF via @Change #maketheliesbeekmatter #sacredriver #stoptheconcrete #stopamazon

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

For once I want to fall together.

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

Too good to not RT.
Also - hi Twitter, it's been a minute.

[Coconut Kelz @CoconutKelz]

PSA: we say “masses” because the K-word is illegal 🙏🏻 And we do charity work so we’re immune to racism. Also there were black people on the beach! ... I think

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

@taxifyapp I need assistance please left phone in vehicle on Saturday night and have received no luck through any channels

[AfrikaBurn @AfrikaBurn]

Kaaaathunk! Yep: the Moop Map 2018 has landed >> https://t.co/fuoeqf3x7N Dig into it, check it out, and bring a maid's outfit next year for the Maid Parade! #LeaveNoTrace #AfrikaBurn2018

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

@MTNzaService airtime balance is positive and yet I'm unable to male outgoing calls? Just cuts off and says 'call ended'. Please assist

[Namaste Bae @RobVanVuuren]

Day Zero is when this guy murders everyone.

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

CAPE TOWN! i’m giving away a few tickets to the show at spier amphitheatre on feb 17th on my site….more info HERE: https://t.co/p0HDvJy7EZ

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

@amandapalmer Lekker!

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

Hey @amandapalmer, wanna have a lekker time in Cape Town on Friday? To enable art in the desert? https://t.co/4v49Wl2PE0

@anib can vouch, I'm sure :D x

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

Win 2 tickets and a 4 sleeper chalet for Equinox Experience Enchanted Forest https://t.co/egiUZz7TYO #Win #Psymedia #EquinoxExperience via @psymedia_za

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

Win Double Tickets To Origin 2018 & A CD From NANO Records https://t.co/cTS7dwgXSA #Win #Psymedia #Origin2018 #OriginFestival via @psymedia_za @nanorecords

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

Just ate a tube of Pringles. My mission to keep my weight at 69 continues.

[Max du Preez @MaxduPreez]

Every time media relegate African tragedies to p4 while shootings in the West dominate front pages we diminish the value of African lives

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

I wonder how many people have chucked bags of weed in the bins of disabled toilets in airports due to sudden fits of paranoia.

[heather is moving over to bsky @tonightatomic]

Mermaids are out. Banshees are in. We're gonna wear black, hang out in a bog and shriek to herald the death of those who have wronged us.

[Caralot @Cara_CT]

@anib I did the same thing. Does this mean we're growing up? I don't wanna, I'm scared.

[Jehovah's Fitness @Khuze_Elikhulu]

Liberal white people always so ready to revert to racist defaults in defence of animals