CaramelTripod Baggins

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

this is the kinda shit the catholic church was doing when martin luther was around

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear #MAGA,

You elected a man with six bankruptcies because you saw him on TV on a "reality show" and thought it was all real.

Well, what's real is that he is now crashing the U.S. economy.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

To be crystal clear; this is not legal. What he's showing is just a prop. There is no law which permits the United States to sell green cards. The President cannot unilaterally create a new visa program. That is not how anything works.

[Clark Lawson @clarksonlawson_]

MAGA: “This is so crazy!” “It can’t be true!”

Yeah… That’s because it isn’t.

[Draft Jon Stewart 2028 @Stewart_2028]

JON STEWART CALLS OUT REPUBLICANS: "You don't own Patriotism, you don't own Christianity, and you sure as hell don't own respect for the bravery and sacrifice military, police, and firefighters"

[Doyle_ @sadcinemaa]

Bill Burr is who Joe Rogan thinks he is. Bald, charming, funny and aware.

[KevinlyFather 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇼🇸🇿 @KevinlyFather]

He's not actually in charge of anything. He shows up, he shits on Biden, signs a couple of executive orders he hasn't read, and then goes golfing.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Most of the Cabinet and Trump’s senior national security team were coordinating strikes on Yemen in a *signal chat* and nobody noticed they accidentally added a reporter.

Really unbelievable shit here.

But her emails, right?

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

#BREAKING: man who speaks on a fourth-grade level decides to end the Department of Education.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Can DOGE look into how much money we are spending on Kristi Noem’s costumes and photo ops?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

our government is using a decade old meme to make light of CHILD TRAFFICKING
https://t.co/YvbnKwJM6b

[C0RY @c0ry024]

“AWFUL HALFTIME SHOW !!!”

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[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Best Halftime show ever..

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Trump: “Four straight years… I took care of our economy like I would take care of my own company.”

Oh is that’s why he almost bankrupted us and lost 3 million jobs?

[CaramelTripod Baggins @CarameltripodB]

@Siddhar14458605 @QasimRashid Ofc you’d agree. You paid for Twitter premium and are gobbling on Trumps micro knob. Sheep

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Imagine being a teacher and you have immigrant children struggling with literacy and your first instinct is to inflict pain upon them? How is such a cruel person even employed in education?

[Erin Mc Asterisk @ErinNYC75]

She destroys him in a debate, so badly that he won’t debate again. He bungles his way through absurd rallies. He insults more than half the population. He wants to implement appalling policies. And the election is razor thin. This country is INSANE.

[CaramelTripod Baggins @CarameltripodB]

@NoExpertFF I see you say trade for Bijjan but would it be good for me to trade for Gibbs and trade away Bijan?

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Tell me you know a little about Nebraska without telling me you know a little about Nebraska.