Car-itical Mass

A world-wide protest by oppressed drivers reclaiming the roads at 8:30am and again at 5:30pm every day! You are not traffic, we are!

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

Our UK roads are full! We demand to exit the EU and fill in the Channel Tunnel to stop foreign cars coming over here causing the congestion!

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@UberSupportUk Nobody gives a shit about you and nobody cares if you call them a name you’ve heard from somebody else. You don’t matter.

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@UberSupportUk Is that all you have, chunky lad? Sitting in your pants, whinging on about Uber, and hoping that your names hurt people. You fucking idiot.

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@BarbaraMarsh61 @misterjenno @funkidunc @litespeed511 @yvetteshapiro Good for you Barbara! Glad to have another ignorant bigot on board! We own the roads, not them!

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@UberSupportUk Unlike you sitting around in your grubby flat in a nappy crying about Uber like a baby?

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@TheMrLoophole Cyclists are subject to the same laws as motorists when they're driving motor vehicles. Why don't you stick that in your loophole, you tool.

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@appseyes @velobetty @b16jmy Blah blah blah blah blah blah...

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@adamboultonSKY You've got to be pretty desperate to want to go anywhere near a bike but you look in desperate need of some exercise and a few less dinners.

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

Idiots with opinions like yours don't fit on the Internet. Find a wheelie bin to shout into, you utter fuckwit. https://t.co/VxBhXhWAVu

[Adam Boulton @adamboultonTABB]

Joggers and cyclists don't fit on inner city thoroughfares. Find a park or track. https://t.co/M6d6vSYmMU

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@JohnTwidell @BBCWiltshire You can't be a proper swimmer either I can't see you wearing a swimming cap.

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

Why not just forget it every day and help put an end to the road-danger and pollution that kill thousands every year. https://t.co/J7WWfNNtOw

[Suzanne Evans @SuzanneEvans1]

Or in other words, if you planned to go out in your car in the region this Sunday, forget it. #RideLondon https://t.co/3nDxFWzub9

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

It's just because us car people are stupid. https://t.co/v3YyuTTRCy

[Cycleops70 @Carrot70]

@aeruhz @the_roadie_

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? SICK OF CYCLISTS CLOSING THE ROADS...oh, it's CARS? That's fine then, carry on! https://t.co/kOoNDJr7yS

[SE1 - @se1.news on Bluesky @se1]

TfL warning that this afternoon's Formula 1 event in Westminster will cause trafffic disruption on South Bank too. https://t.co/TzjraZoyPF

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

Escape your virtual life with a @MitsubishiUK and go and sit in a traffic jam on the M6.

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

Shh! 'Car tax' doesn't exist and roads are paid for by everybody who pays tax so us drivers get more benefit than anybody! Stop spoiling it! https://t.co/OHjOTSuJ1l

[Tom Copley @tomcopley]

Stephen Joseph, Campaign for Better Transport: London motorists pay car tax, none of which goes towards the upkeep of London's roads

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

A person that accuses another of 'owning the roads' is generally just offended because they consider themselves to have that 'right'. https://t.co/GrGYPT5IFN

[Mark Hennessy @MarkHen1963]

@SplashDSM @natalieben @CarolineRussell The number of times I see cyclists riding in the road next to a cycle lane, holding everyone else up. They seen to feel they own the roads

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

You can have a refund if you start paying the cost of the 9,500 people who die every year in London due to your pollution. Otherwise jog on. https://t.co/J6ES5dJG6Y

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@thegingerpig @LambethCyclists @TfL @london_cycling Or maybe you're a huge bellend. The world is filled with maybes.

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

@Bacchunalian @bassjunkieuk @CromptonHoward @wombleway @Adrianleisk @DorsetNoExcuse @DC_Police @dorsetpolice @RoadPolAlliance @DorsetTraffic @DorsetRoadSafe @CycleEngageUK @PCCDorset @DC_PCC Get back in your box, Piers.

[Car-itical Mass @CariticalMass]

How fucking thick are you? Really? Like fucking brain-dead thick as fuck. Idiot. https://t.co/HC89gpf6L2