Carl

Chocolate Guzzler. Tweeting garbage.

[Carl @CarlGD]

I've got to confess...

[Carl @CarlGD]

@lambeth_council on a weekly basis these bins on Kennington Road, next to @NT__PM are overflowing. Causing a nuance to local residents, who keep reporting, wasting resources & council tax. Can you help with an appropriate long term solution? @DavidAmosSE11 @_dominiclynch

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Carl @CarlGD]

Hello @DrJacquiDyerMBE are you able to help solve residents issue with the long term and oversized pothole on @lambeth_council ‘s Othello Close SE11 4JP?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I hate being 6 foot, it's like entry level tall. I get the bad back, not fitting in a standard bath and feet hanging off the bed but I don't get to tower over people unless they're really short and I feel short next to taller people. I'd rather be 5'8" and comfortable.

[Carl @CarlGD]

@JebraFaushay I heard it’s because he’s got crabs.

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

The Life of a Showgirl

[Carl @CarlGD]

@ghjones1 @Eurostar @EurostarUK Boarding the 6.10. It’s 40 mins delayed. Now we’re past the multiple queues for border control and in the departure lounge it’s quite calm. Getting here early wont help, just prolong the hell of being held

[Carl @CarlGD]

Chaos continues at @Eurostar @EurostarUK with one broken escalator being the entry to the entrance at Gare du Nord

[Carl @CarlGD]

@BBCBreaking The chaos at @EurostarUK @Eurostar is a little more organised! With customers moving from pen to pen in the sweltering heat under the station. However, it’s looking like trains are leaving Paris

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I am addicted to the smell of my watch strap after I take my watch off. Try it. You will be, too.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Sitting at the bar waiting to order a beer while the bartender makes 10 espresso martinis for a group of whores https://t.co/Lb5BRv5J77

[AVERAGEJOE33 @AVERAGEJOE33]

John Lennon's rejected first draft lyrics

[Carl @CarlGD]

Over 6 mins into a 24 min podcast before any actual content this week 😢 @richardosman

[Carl @CarlGD]

Hello @MrLDaley 👋🏻. Valuable bike parking taken up by advert bikes outside Kennington Station. They have locked and cable tied the bike to the rail. Do you know how we can get this removed? Is it @lambeth_council or @TfL

[B @bazhsw8183]

🧵 about #class #privilege and #privateeducation. Watching the Olympic swimming last night and Clare Balding said something in such an incredulous tone which summed up the establishment perspective and how their experience differs. 1/

[linus karp @linuskarp]

omg they have @Fergie carrying the Olympic torch !!

[Carl @CarlGD]

@Beelenzies They are the worst! I got pushed up the stairs and kicked out for kissing a guy, security on the door apologised and said it shouldn’t have happened but that I couldn’t go back in as it was closing soon! Couldn’t work it out, lmao.

[Lee Jordan @Beelenzies]

Went to Heaven for the first time last night, why do security treat it like a maximum security prison?

Horrible experience

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Rishi Sunak - The Movie🇺🇸

[Carl @CarlGD]

@FloEshalomi You’re in a safe seat, but I’m going to struggle to vote for you if the Labour Party continue their treatment of culling the loyal and hardworking candidates