Bane

Cat enthusiast.

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

Apparently there is not a limit to the number of times I can puke and rally. College has taught me well.

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I guess i dropped my phone in the toilet last night. oops.

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My phone appears to be broken and I have no memory. I think I'm still drunk. Starting 2016 right

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

In case anyone was wondering, putting wine, ice, and cool whip in the blender DOES create a delicious concoction. #SoGood

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

Mom: "You know wine is only good for you if you drink one glass right? It doesn't count if you drink the whole bottle" hahah

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Apparently I traded some kid a $1 off cat food coupon for a smoke last night. He didn't even have a cat.

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I discovered the Twerk station on Pandora. Why didn't this exist in the townie tent days?? @lo_gute #townietentforever

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You know you had a successful weekend when you're rocking Friday night's make-up to work Sunday morning.

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

My brain feels like it is filled with cheese dip. This weekend kicked my butt

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

Kinda considering just refilling my growler to drink at tailgating #brokebitch

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

@Lyndiebean @Kayyha @erin_marie_wolf #byefelicia

[Sierra Club @SierraClub]

Wednesday mornings. #HumpDay http://t.co/9zYkb0TJch

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

I just spent the last 20 minutes crawling around the living room floor and meowing at my cat #Crazycatlady #procrastination

[Lo @lo_gute]

One week until #TownieTentReunion #QUhoco @ey5ter @DudeItsRacheal @Carlee_Bane @Kortarius07

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

My professor needs to quit finding substitutes when he can't come to class. This is college. You're supposed to just cancel class.

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My parents used one of my old dreads to tie up a tomato plant? #dafuq

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I wonder what fried olives taste like.

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I just found beer. IN THE TRASH. This is by far the best day of my life!

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

I need coffee and I can't figure out how to use my parent's fancy french press. TAKE ME BACK TO COLLEGE.

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

I keep forgetting that I have to move out of Quincy today. It seems pretty surreal and definitely bittersweet

[Bane @Carlee_Bane]

@lo_gute I don't wanna talk about it...all I want is a blanket fort, my cat, and maybe a Popsicle. I don't think that's too much to ask.