Carlin

Strategist, Diversity & Inclusion Advocate. Success is SUBJECTIVE. 2018 ADCOLOR Future (75% satire) Mostly memes and use of the 💀 emoji

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

@Uber Calling comfort and the car smelling like rotten eggs is a personal nightmare that has just become reality..

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

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[Outbreak Updates @outbreakupdates]

Health officials: "anyone who was at LAX Terminal B on Feb 19 between 1 and 4 p.m. may be at risk of developing measles.”

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

Me when Need Somebody by Jazmine Sullivan comes on, on shuffle

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

INFLUENZA REACHES EPIDEMIC THRESHOLD in New York—Influenza A (Unknown variety) positivity soars (yellow), while hospitalizations stand higher than past 3 years. The rise of unknown subtyping Flu A has led NY to issue new alert to subtype all Flu A immediately for bird flu.

[no @zedonarrival]

drake running to the cliff like montoya

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

Something so eerily 2001 about 2025

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

Aubrey’s never coming back to America after this lol

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

@brianajpatrick I want to talk to them to learn how they sold it, cause I did too 🫣

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

Who sold Dove a my neck my back campaign, please reveal yourself…

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

K*nye and that lady going to the Grammys just for a red carpet moment is so funny

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

The way I never opened T*kT*k again after seeing that propaganda

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

@ArbriOhh And mfs pretending like we can’t tell is what be killing me

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

Just saw someone post new headshots and it was literally AI…

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

people should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

[Meeksism⚒️ @nyctophil3]

she wanna adopt her

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

I bought a cactus, and of course, the first thing I do is pierce my finger

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

@slaylornuri Mentally not at ALL

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

Are we supposed to go to work on Thursday?

[Carlin @CarlinChase]

Cleaning before the cleaning lady comes tomorrow