Deville 🏳️‍🌈

Art, burlesque, TTRPGs, and vet med. That Lesbian Who Saves Cats. Vampire queen. They/she. 🖤🕷️❤️

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

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STRICTLY 18+, bc I ain't family friendly. I might post: gay shit, showgirl shit, model shit, vet med rants, bartending rants, shower thoughts, shower nudes, Why Are Men, art, cats, and Furbies. Point is, no kiddos hail Satan. 🖤🤘❤️

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

@danhulton @CarmineDeville Good to know!

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

Aight, since we're ditching Shitter and TikTok is for trendy feotuses, I'm moving to Hive. Go find @carminedeville if you wanna keep in touch. 🤘

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

@sagaston I'm downloading it sometime this weekend, Android crashing and all

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

Happy Halloween weekend, monsterfuckers 💀🖤💋

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

@prof_armchair She tries hard though 😂

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

@KrAzOn89 @EliteSonicFan The wording is exactly on brand 😂

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

@ZILLAMOROLL Hard agree. The "I want you to ___" thing stresses me out so bad because I hate disappointing people and it feels pressure-y, and I assume a lot of other people feel the same so I won't say it.

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

@allanc This is true!

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

Vet med sucks because when someone asks about my day it's socially frowned upon to wax lyrical on pulling nearly 1/2 a meter of parasitic roundworms from an emaciated 6wk old kitten's butthole

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

@couragewielder Medical worker humor is hilarious and tragically underappreciated across all specific fields

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

I am forever the kid excitedly showing off some cool bugs or a frog at the dinner table and everyone else is mortified

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

@TTRPGifs One of my four vampire cats is named Tzimisce (tseh-MEE-tsee) and one of my pettiest joys is watching people try to pronounce it and never correcting them so they continue to struggle every time.

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

I'm just trying to take a candlelit bubble bath at the end of an exhausting week and all I hear is the kittens crashing around the living room wrecking everything I own

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

I love when clients cuss in front of me. Not in an angry way, but like when someone brings their dog in for diarrhea and they're like, "He ate half a bag of Doritos and shit himself a bunch, I just wanna make sure the poor dumbass is okay."

[Lumie @lumieluna]

Movie night
#HarleyQuinn

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

My whole personality may be a disorder, but at least my partner's boss and people three drinks deep at the bar think I'm funny

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

My wife works at a different vet clinic and spent her morning putting cats on her workplace photocopier and sending me pictures of their photocopied paws

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

@Monkeonman Both bought and brought.

[Deville 🏳️‍🌈 @Carmine_Deville]

My wife brought me this early birthday cake at work and it's overflowing with spiders and I'm losing it, this is the best cake I've ever been given 🕷️🕸️🖤