Michael Carney

Friendship! COTF. Guitarist for The Great War. Bartender. Dad jokes.

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CLASS. https://t.co/zprTwFAiwG

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#SphincterBoy #POTUS @realDonaldTrump @iamjohnoliver

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I 'memba https://t.co/oeVV8LdgnY

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@cbktweets hey guys… could you please cover Mariah Carey’s Xmas album? Thanks. ❤️

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@davestonecomedy I could not agree more when Katie said “Kevin Costner’s like watching bread”🤣

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@AlexEdelman @HBO Sir, this was wonderful! You deserved that standing ovation!

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@davestonecomedy Mot-Man’s packin heat!

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@billburr there can only be one!

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@kylekinane Hey, Uncle BBQ, is this being released on vinyl? Asking for a big-dicked bat.

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@hailthesun @Coheed I’ll be rocking all neverenders at work tonight. 🤘🏼🤘🏼

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@Devinlycreature @Coheed @caseydaylward

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@rainnwilson I made it! Great episode. #parcheesi

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@TheRealTriscuit

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@JimCarrey inspired me tonight. A quick weird sketch.

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Ya?

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@realDonaldTrump Weather isn’t the climate, you buffoon.

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@mulaney Just realizing @petedavids0n1 would make a great joker.

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@RobertJoffred Wait... 10 days until the new track, or the new track is called “10 days”?

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@equalvision Jesus Christ. Jonny Cregg.

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@equalvision Remember when @Coheed and CambriYOLK were with you guys?