caroline

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

Gaza has no army, no air force, no navy, no tanks, no artillery, no missiles. Stop calling this a war.

[Cosmic @DocCosmic98]

I wish they still grew pot that was low THC and just gave you a great body high and made you laugh at everything instead of pot that gives you Joe Biden level dementia and existential dread. What do they put in that shit dude.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

“they should teach media literacy in schools” english class “they should teach students how to spot misinformation” it's english class “they should teach kids critical thinking” its called engish class

[harijuana lecter @hagravated]

that fic that changes your life but you can’t recommend it because everyone would have to get really okay with a lot of stuff really fast

[Amina 💌 @fawnn404]

i think peoples politics would become very different if they stopped seeing the global south as a collection of humanitarian crises and started seeing it as the majority of humanity

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This might sound pessimistic, but I’ve always wondered why NO billionaire has single-handedly funded the halting or reversal of climate change purely for the narcissistic thrill of being able to say they literally saved humanity.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

stalking her spotify playlists on the desktop version and looking at each date a song was added and cross referencing it with my own perceived timeline of events then analyzing the data and making assumptions that are probably incorrect because idk i have a lot of issues

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

you’re suppose to flirt with your girl everyday like u still tryna pull her

[caroline @CarolineLahmann]

@ryley237 😽😽😽

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

uni life

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸 @AnjaliVBhatt]

looking forward to another week where all the stuff I want to accomplish depends on a sense of self-discipline and executive functioning I've never once possessed in my life

[spelunky shore @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Babe you’ve barely touched your. Well Me

[iyan @czechwun]

how it feels to say i got school in the morning