Caroline

Does - UX & writing.

Likes - cooking, running, gardening, cats, puns, and fairness.

Tweets - things that tickle, irk, or illuminate.

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

In other news, I'm redoing my CV and portfolio with an anxious siamese on my lap. #TechLayoffs #ContentDesign

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

Back here. It's been a while. No hot takes - just trying to get by.

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@thebudpod re: bonus pod 146’s big question “Can a vagina be out?” IMHO, yes, but only if it’s prolapsed. The parts on the outside you can see without medical equipment comprise the vulva. Knowledge is power, gents.

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@SodaStreamUK Collect+ returns label instructions say cover original delivery label. Original delivery label says don’t cover with returns label. What’s a girl to do?

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@candiwrites Found myself thinking about you today while considering career and life stuff, given your spot-on takes about both on the reg. Suffice to say, I hope both career and life stuff are treating you well.

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@SLC_Repayment Hi - I'm looking for the confirmation that I repaid my loan but can't see it anywhere in my correspondence. Please can you help?

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

Anyone else experienced default addresses changing of their own accord on the @sainsburys app?

Trying to get through to their helpline with no luck to fix an order for the wrong address. Not what someone with a week-old baby needs.

Any way I can get to help faster?

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

Woke up. Played with my new star-shaped paper puncher. Made pain au chocolate from a can. Ate some. All before 6am.

Today is going to be a good day. And possibly a very festive one. 🎄

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@sainsburys has your app fallen over? Unable to book a slot for a few hours now… yes I’ve checked for updates and restarted device.

[twilio @twilio]

Twilio is thrilled to announce Michelle Obama will be joining us at #SIGNALConf on October 21. For more information and to register, visit: https://t.co/p5GidhGICg

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

Last day of work before maternity leave starts. We're making pizza for dinner. The sun is out. Kiddo's been headbutting me since 5am. It's been a week of dealing with a very painful loss. Whole lotta mixed emotions going on here. I'm going to eat them all.

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

Twilio is thrilled to announce actor, writer, and star of the first Asian-led film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe⁠⁠—Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings⁠—Simu Liu will be joining us at #SIGNALConf! Register today. https://t.co/7SEWIJrEI7

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@elainetall "Wait, what?! You want me to do the work? Oh. Yay, I guess?"

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@The_Kraken

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@The_Kraken <clown music followed by rapturous laughter>

No... really.

<terrified silence>

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@The_Kraken I've heard better content and delivery at junior school debating competitions. Including the times when the speaker had a finger wedged up their nose.

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@courtneyreyers Sure, but what about the *unsolicited* comments...?

Oh. Yeah. I forgot. Most humans are garbage.

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

Watching the squirrels do parkour chasing each other along the fences, sheds, and in/out of feeders and trees is genuinely thrilling. Therefore, I feel the next James Bond should be a squirrel.

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

Whether you work in an office, remotely, or on the road, willingness to "work hard" has a lot to do with management, motivation, opportunity, feeling valued, & reward. Why not consult your leadership team rather than blame employees for productivity issues https://t.co/DmJlXby9Z2

[Caroline @CarolineTecks]

@MetroUK @nameberry Brighton or Bridgerton...?