Jon Carp

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

You love to see it

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

I hate it here

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

@SheaSerrano

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

Donda > Certified Lover Boy

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

@jfosh11 I love sports! I’d love to be a part of them some day

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

Woooooooooooow

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

@JamieHiner Done

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

I've watched that Ant dunk at least 40-50 times

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

From my family to you 2020,

Fuck You.

-KAT

[U.S. Soccer @ussoccer]

🚨 NOT A DRILL! 🚨

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[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

@DougieFrey Reese’s at 1 and 2 is a miss, and so is the top 12 all being chocolate vs fruity candy. Sour patch deserves one of those top 12 minimally

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

Lfg

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

Spotify: hey dumbass. hey asshole.

Me: pls don’t

Spotify: here’s your 2019 Rewind playlist you bitch

Me: stop

Spotify: and we pulled every fucken song from that one 6 week period after a breakup

Me: *already listening to the playlist, crying* it’s perfect. i hate you.

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

Me watching the Gophers

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

@KellenAlex Love it

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

BOOOMMMBBBAAAAAZZZ

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

BOOOMMMBBBAAAAAZZZ

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

BOOOMMMBBBAAAAAZZZ

[Jon Carp @CarpMyDiem]

@DougieFrey I was exhausted and beaten down reading this article then realized I was only half way through it