Jay Haw

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Gay pirate: ahoy there me lads

See how there was no indication of his sexuality other than my label? Would you have even known otherwOh my god hes plundering mad booty nevermind JESUS he's making them walk the plank #InnapropriateUseOfPegLeg its getting jolly up in his roger😭👀

[hunter @hthillman]

For the non-Washingtonians on twitter, a ferry sick-out is a really big deal.

The ferries are critical infrastructure (and an absolute joy to ride).

But shame on @wsferries for trying to paint ferry workers as greedy! Most engine room employees make under $70k a year.

[Same New Lions @SameNewLions]

If Dan Campbell was to throw a chair at his DBs in anger in the locker room, I’d have to think that nobody would get hurt, because the DBs wouldn’t be where they were supposed to be.

[One spartandog97 After Another @spartandog97]

Dan Campbell doesn't even coach anymore he just stares out at the field like this

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

Morning sports fans, hope you enjoyed your weekends!

Have fun going to work today.

[/leftypol/ - leftypol.org @leftypol_org]

Chuddies are now admitting climate change is a thing

[Tom Hur @KoreaPistonsFan]

At least we can now use this meme again

[Cam @42Cyc]

The Browns have been the worst team in the league for a decade and the second Myles Garrett leaves to ring chase they start winning games 😭✌️

[busy 🔞 @wholesomefujos]

They literally CAN'T read subtitles because they weren't taught phonics, man.

[SATAN @DETROITHEEMFAKE]

if you not from Detroit I know you not gone believe this but...this is a salad 😭

[Juko 𓅨 @jukoist]

after you move out you think "wow teenage me was such a bitch lol" but if you ever move back in with your parents, or even stay with them for an extended period of time, you'll understand why again

[Sydney 🇦🇺 @MuttonchopYaz]

POPE DECLARES BUTLERIAN JIHAD

[AMONG US ST BROWN @That1LionsFan]

The Lions went into the season already down two safeties because of injury, with Terrion Arnold also dealing with legal uncertainty, and yet nothing meaningful was done to strengthen the secondary. You can’t keep talking about Super Bowl expectations while refusing to address obvious holes on the roster. At some point, sitting on your hands becomes a decision too.

[Aly @alyspartan]

Mike Ilitch helped Sergei Fedorov defect from the Soviet Union, then spent what it took to keep stars in Detroit.

Under Chris? Larkin wants out. Skubal is gone. Edvinsson is in Sweden w/o a contract. Yzerman is no longer GM.

That’s not preserving a legacy. It’s dismantling one.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Almost everyone in their late 20s and 30s is having a quarter-life crisis because the previous generation wrecked the economy, priced us out of adulthood, and now treats us like failures for not owning a house or car that once cost a few years’ wages, not a lifetime of debt.

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

I made an oil painting of “The Greatest Freakout Ever”

[steph @LNW1NGS]

anyone know a good etsy witch? i need illitch turned into a wheel of cheese by noon

[Aly @alyspartan]

Chris Ilitch is squandering the standard Mike Ilitch built in Detroit. A decade without Red Wings playoffs, Yzerman out, Larkin asking for a trade, Edvinsson unsigned, and Skubal traded. If ownership won’t invest and empower its leaders, sell.

[#1 ILITCH HATER @wedrings]

Jared Goff career so confusing because he puts up absolutely insane stats and if you look at twitter they think he’s no better than a backup