Carrie Slabaugh

👩🏼‍💻 Coldwell Banker — The Real Estate Group 📧 // [email protected]

[mmadisentaylorr @mmadisentaylorr]

this summer

birks:on
comfort:colors
yee:haw
morgan:wallen

[mic @miclee_]

Nobody:

Absolutely No One:

Your Apple Watch:

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Carrie Slabaugh @CarrieSlabaugh]

@Draybabyyy Oh thank goodness for that. 🙌🏼 probably first thing I would’ve done too! Lol

[desiree @Draybabyyy]

@CarrieSlabaugh Candles really don’t help lol. I mean it smells better than the day we looked at it but not much. 😅

[Carrie Slabaugh @CarrieSlabaugh]

@Draybabyyy Gotta gut it down to the studs I guess & it’ll be gone in no time 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[royse @Roysenotes]

my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m goofy not dumb remember that

[Carrie Slabaugh @CarrieSlabaugh]

Can’t make it through ONE episode of American Idol without crying. Hearing people’s stories just wrecks me. (Or maybe I’m just too soft) 😅🤷🏼‍♀️😭

[brenda. @Bwenduhhh7]

Boyfriend: “look at how you’re acting” Me:

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

The funniest shark tank pitch I’ve ever seen

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

*8 year old me playing hide and seek*

Friend: "okay count to 30 no cheating"

Me: