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[awake at 3:54am @AWAKE_AT_354_AM]

IT'S TIME FOR THE QUOTE RETWEET

[Gerry Samuels @GerrySamuels12]

Lots of Boomers seem to be remembering the summer of 1976 with rose tinted spectacles, & think that they ‘just got in with it’

Let’s have a look at what the newspapers of the day had to say in 1976….

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[Molok0 @molok060]

How it feels to confront the dark and shameful fantasies I have had since a child.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[Yaz Minsky @Yaz_Minsky]

very little else about art history is more moving than having the "oh. they were just like us" moment.

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

generally don’t mind living close to a primary school but if you asked me what i think they’re learning lately i’d say it’s at least 80% How To Scream Really Loud

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Sometimes I think about the time an early hominid found a rock in a stream that looked like a little face and carried it >20 miles home to his cave with him and I start crying

[🤡 @CarrotForParrot]

@fesshole You couldn't give the kid something he liked just for one day of the year?

[zoe @antxpia]

checking the weather forecast for anywhere in europe right now

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I met a friend for coffee and he was trying out a bucket hat phase. No warning text, no heads-up. Just unsolicited bucket hat. Brutal.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Country song 1960: I got laid off in December, lost the house this past July / and if you leave me, Mary-Anne, I’ll kill myself tonight

Country song today: A simple blade of grass makes me smile / And a baby is a kind of child.

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

People really have a hard time conceiving of the fact that they simply would not exist if they were not born when they were born. There isn't a scenario where "you" get to be ten years younger anymore than one where "you" get to be a quartz rock or a slug instead of a person.