Carsonaut

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[Carsonaut @Carsonaut]

Just got back from temptation island

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

Three 6 Mafia and Stan Lee

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

We can change the world with gambling 🎰

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Wesley Snipes’ performance in Demolition Man (1993) is completely unhinged. He bleached his hair and leaned hard into the satire once he realized the future world was meant to feel sterile, turning Simon into the film’s pulse instead of its antagonist.

[Carl’s Jr. @CarlsJr]

“you need to touch grass”
no, i need to smoke grass and then mobile order

[Carsonaut @Carsonaut]

Repeating people's names back in my best Chinese accent when being introduced

[Carsonaut @Carsonaut]

@FightCentreFC I'm the guy

[Carsonaut @Carsonaut]

Starting SNL from the beginning this shit SUCKS

[Carsonaut @Carsonaut]

Fuck candyman you ain't gotta say my name

[Carsonaut @Carsonaut]

I just need little propeller hat

[Carsonaut @Carsonaut]

Saying if I die they got me then kms

[Carsonaut @Carsonaut]

@nojumper lmao weak

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

[Alcuin Press @AlcuinPress]

“I was waiting for something extraordinary to happen, but as the years wasted on, nothing ever did unless I caused it.”

— Charles Bukowski

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

bro just sent me a meme that I sent him last week