Casey McCollum

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

Just saved a ton of money on back-to-school supplies by not reproducing.

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

Another pandemic before new Rihanna music is absurd.

[Russell Moore @drmoore]

Racist. Deranged. Humiliating to our country. The fact that we have decided to pretend to this is normal every day is a moral abomination. Have we any shame?

And every day an entire generation is being told it is “Christian” to support this. God have mercy on us.

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

A friend mentioned that her hamster died and it took all the self-control in my body not to ask if he fell asleep at the wheel.

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

The Midwest urge to say “it’s not so bad without the wind”

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

And to all a good night! @MariahCarey #lambily

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

Based on the age of the cast of Scream 7, I assume the killer in this one is osteoporosis.

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

Out of tragedy came sacrifice, courage, and – most memorably – unity. We weren’t red or blue, left or right, we were simply human. I hope one day we remember how to be that way again.

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

This faded meal ticket carries more weight than it should. Dated a week before 9/11, it was left unfinished when I moved to a new school that very morning. By breakfast, I was excited and nervous for a new chapter. By lunch, the world had changed forever.

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

I just want to be financially stable enough to throw out all my underwear and start over.

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

'Tis the season to stroll by the back-to-school section and check out all the money I'm saving by not reproducing.

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

I’m sweating like a temp tag on a Dodge Journey

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

It’s hotter than an EBT card during Hy-Vee’s Mega Meat Sale

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

It’s hotter than your second cousin at the end of the wine walk

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

I’m sweating like a bottle of Johnson’s at Diddy’s pool house.

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

#Mimi20 #Lamb4Life #Lambily @MariahCarey

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

When you let your son pick the playlist… Cancel with ‘Maury’ because I *am* the father! #Mimi20 #Lamb4Life @MariahCarey

[Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum]

I like ‘em dangerous… #TypeDangerous ⚠️🔥🦋 @MariahCarey