Cash Colburn

Nasty woman tweeting about coffee, food, and whiskey. Office dog photos from my desk.

[Cash Colburn @CashColburn]

@ReOpenChris “Hand horn” 🤣🤣 Yall are so fucking weird it’s astonishing.

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@okomotive @DonSchmocker @fabiobaumgatore @MaHugentobler @_PhilStern @Ironbell_ @woistjadefox @timserafin Are there any plans to release an Apple version for Steam? I’ve been watching for a release! 🙏

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@sarahschauer A hotel I worked at asked staff to donate days to an employee whose 4 year old son drowned in front of him. The death policy was 3 days for immediate family 🙃

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@HellaEllaNines @jeremythopkins That’s a transformer blowing. A frozen tree likely fell on it.

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Since Elon wants to focus on videos.

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@McElroyFamily @MaxFunHQ I’m writing in a vote for Extreme Restraints

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@maggiewinters_ @PoPville What the FUCK??

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@RepGregMurphy A message from your daughter.

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@shareavail I’m back. It’s nearly July and I still haven’t gotten a response.

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@shareavail can I please get a call back about my reservation cancellation? I was told at 7am that I would hear from a supervisor “in a few hours”

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@shareavail Hi again, it's been a month and a half and I still haven't gotten a reply to any of my DMs. Have you given up on customer service entirely?

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@annehelen @AlexPalombo She did something similar in 2019. Excessive exercise and dieting combined with an unhealthily tight corset just to fit into a dress.

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@JustinMcElroy AHHHHH

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@drcompton @gakaufman22 Stop taking naps at 7pm! This is why you’re still jet-lagged

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@itscarlos_okay If anyone catches me making a pizza in this oven you can 100% have a slice.

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No but really where did the salt go on @cheezit??

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@drcompton My opinion on the texture stands. 🤢

[Cash Colburn @CashColburn]

@AliceDreger @mariellevolz @Susan_Masten What methods will you use to ensure you are infected with Omicron and not any of the other variants out there? Because Delta is still out there and is dangerous.

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@Earl_GreyT @1Dad1Kid @AirbnbHelp Why the fuck are you talking to me? I didn’t ask you for your opinion, advice, or suggestions. Get the fuck out of my mentions you creepy asshole.