Gaspar

life hard but I go harder

[Roy @royllovians]

Embarrassing to do this bitter door-slamming "harrumphing at bigots" act over people finding value in Borges' perspective on the expressiveness of the English lexicon, which is a matter of subjective taste that can't be "disproven" by linguistics.

[Gaspar @Casper_cfc]

@hermanocode alright then but doesnt that also mean there is no "the evil" just generally not cool stuff? i feel like this argument just changes the words into slightly less certain and poetic terms, thus avoidinflg saying hard stuff. surface level philosophy

[katie dey @katie_dey]

(depressed mushroom thrower) chuck my fungus life

[sappho marx 🎃 @subwiredesire]

Me when someone likes Harry Potter: what a loser. imagine being a grown adult and spending all day wishing you lived in fantasy land
Me watching a western: fuckkkk I wish horses were real

[Gaspar @Casper_cfc]

@drumm_colin @yuriobserver12 then is social equality good?

[N. Bourbaki, Professor of Logic at Science U @d08890]

norm may have been the last truly educated comedian

he'd whip out everything from syllogisms to nabokov (here) to a mish-mash of a dostoevsky novel with jonathan edwards references at the drop of a hat

that dumbass persona may have been his longest-runnung bit

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[Jack @jackthirlaway]

Booked for being out of his area constantly, correct decision

Penalty for Konsa wrestling Ballard to the ground while not looking at the ball, correct decision

Every 50/50, every touch of an Arsenal player, everything in their favour. And he has the nerve to whine?

Fine him

[FOXPILE @FrezshDraws]

contender for best video of the year

[KYNG @321kyng]

arsenal directly scored from this btw 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Simon Hughes @hughesy1312]

Jesus Christ, they’re not even hiding it this season 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Liste @endliste]

(unable to conceive the letter “ ” after my mind injury)
ME: They call it parkling water becau you can park it but only a little. ?

THE ERPENT: Hi

!

[Gaspar @Casper_cfc]

fuck off man I didn't want to believe this. passion merchant without actual passion then, are you, Enzo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Enzo Fernández to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇦🇷

Deal in place for fee over £125m after a long negotiation as Chelsea approved the sale.

Enzo only wanted Manchester City and he’s now set for medical at #MCFC.

[john playful @john_playful]

Sometimes I’ll see the posts talking about how Gen Z as a collective isn’t having sex or drinking or going to parties and I’m like that can’t possible be true because everyone I know does all of those things but then I remembered that I’m cool and all of my friends are cool

[Gaspar @Casper_cfc]

hall of fame reply for me lol

[𝔢𝔰𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔨 𝔨𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫 @esoterikkant]

@poppermemes why yes. yes they are. or rather the room is in them.

[Gaspar @Casper_cfc]

her goodnight text got me giggling like a little girl, life might be worth living

[Gaspar @Casper_cfc]

this is a real problem for us hungarians lol our cousins are stealing all the girls!!