Lauren Elise

Columbia Librarian, bad poet, general Twitter lurker...

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

I entered the RICHARD III Lottery for a chance to win free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/ZexeFGubVt

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

It comforts me that I can still hear the trains running from my window. @mta #NYCLockdown

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

@hashtagoras As one of your Columbia Librarians..Thank you for this! :)

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

A Prayer to Baba Yaga https://t.co/kPlyP069Pl via @wordpressdotcom

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

#me

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Earth sign with a water moon

[RTFBPodcast @RTFBPodcast]

Our final installment covering the Court books by Sarah J. Maas is up! It's time for some poorly behaved highlords and a whole lot of monsters! | RTFB: Episode 22 - A Court of Wings and Ruin
https://t.co/Z3WvmAwk5o

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 1/6 in Capricorn: 2019 will bring you a necklace of pineapples, several books that you like, a person you truly can trust, hugs that seem to go on for longer than before, sparking sneakers, a walk into a forest, intense longing, whiskey, rented rooms, and bliss.

[RTFBPodcast @RTFBPodcast]

Just in time for New Year's we've got a double stuffed ep for you! Hope you're ready for more fae Lords bc it's #ACoMaF time 🦇! We're on Spotify now too! https://t.co/PcDPO2uvAI

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

I’m house hunting again. My house always seem to run away & I gotta go catch it. I’m starting to think it was a bad idea to put it on chicken legs & make it sentient

[Lisa Sterle @lisa_sterle]

Free shipping happening right now @inprnt, all the support is much appreciated! https://t.co/DMizwcP8Z5 ⚔️

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I’ve always felt that books have a power to fight evil, and if we could just cram this country full of libraries and bookstores we could begin to banish the darkness back.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

How a Capricorn apologizes: Feel free to write 3-4 sentences detailing what you think happened and I’ll write 300-400 paragraphs telling you what really happened. Mail it to me. I’d like a hard copy for future reference of your errors.

[Philip Boyes @PhilipJBoyes]

Just a reminder: there's an Old Babylonian tablet that mentions a family of exorcists who live together in a house. Which is, I think you'll agree, one of the great sitcom ideas of the ancient world.

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

I entered the Lottery for #ShakespeareinthePark on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: https://t.co/Y9gHTJQJI2

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

Carrion Horse - https://t.co/O2iiblq76H #poetry #carrionhorse #orpheusandeurydice #blackhiltedknife #redthread #boneneedle #witchcraft #elysianfields #stubbornwill

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

@weirdhoroscopes @MoffElena

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

https://t.co/CZvQxMQq81 #poetry #thedevilyouknow #arachne #penelope #philomela #idlehands

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Capricorn: u up?
Capricorn to English translation: Everything’s fine but I’m alone with all my material things awards & success & feel empty :(

[Lauren Elise @CassEnsnared]

@DarthRachel will feel my pain. Trapped on a train in Brooklyn because of a tree in the tracks! @MTA took forever! #mtawoes #treesinunexpectedplaces