your local femme fatale widow

My 4th husband went out driving one night and never came home. I’m soo heartbroken! But you should ask his mistress about that, Officer

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

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[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

Accounts with 30 days of inactivity may get deleted under twitter’s new policy! Hi!

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

PS: my new socials aren’t populated yet, sorry!

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

In case you’d like to follow me into the dark: https://t.co/BuQFNppdsX and https://t.co/Y7ritfOq73

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

Grateful for the people I got to talk to on here. Most of my followers are/were absolutely darling nerds and witches and readers and plotters and I love you so much. Sorry to get emotional on you, back to plotting the demise of the patriarchy 🖤❤️‍🔥🖤

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i like fourth of july bc there are so many opportunities for men to get injured. lighting fireworks, grilling, getting too drunk and falling off something etc.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

sorry I haven’t texted you back in a month. the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. now is the time of monsters.

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

We will adopt your baby

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

We will adopt your baby

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

https://t.co/3aB4fXu2T1

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Clarence Thomas writes, in a concurring opinion, that the Supreme Court should reconsider Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell — the rulings that now protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

What is there left to say about abortion rights? What can I say that has not been said about the rights of women, LGBTQIA+ folks, about marriage equality? There's nothing new to say. Just know that I am a creature of rage and fury.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

I do not wish to learn anything more about my wealthy husband’s near demise (which would have been sad) https://t.co/th793uZLHt

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Men are no longer provided with cool options for passing away. We used to get lost at sea all the time. Big wolves, alligators, piranhas, quicksand. What am I left with. Heart disease? Let me walk the plank

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

She's a ten but she's actually two fives stacked in a trench coat

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

Ok ok so he’s a 9 but this very night, before the rooster crows, he will disown you three times. Like a …4?

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

Ok so she’s an 8 but she keeps trying to cite the deep magic to you, even though you were literally there when it was written. Like a … 5?

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

Ok ok so he’s a 10 with godlike invulnerability but when his mother, the nymph Thetis, dipped him in the River Styx as a baby, she held him by his left heel and so he has a weak point there. Like a 7?

[your local femme fatale widow @yourgothwidow]

Ok ok she’s a 5 but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!

[Sarah Bahr @smbahr14]

The Met announced on Wednesday that it plans to return two brass plaques, part of the group of West African artifacts known as the Benin Bronzes, to Nigeria, making it the latest institution to pursue repatriation.

My @nytimesarts story: https://t.co/SFnc7sNrut