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send 🐶 pics.

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Canadians, after a bunch of American sports commentators mocked us for losing by 3 goals in the round of 16.

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

sorry boss i cant come into work today taylor swift and travis kelce are getting married

[row 💍 @howdiditrow]

forget the photos… i’m thinking about the song she might write about her wedding day

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

as a soccer fan of 3 weeks it is unforgivable what these refs are doing to our beautiful game

[Tayriana Warrior @mndzatim278]

Me camouflaging myself as the floor in Taylor's wedding venue

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ok hear me out.

[Alli Girl 💁🏼‍♀️ @AlliAlliG]

I assume that Alberta separatists will be working a regular day on Wednesday and not taking advantage of the holiday celebrating a country they claim to want to leave. Right?

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

My dog seeing another dog on a walk

[Deebs @DeebsFLA]

My wife, showing me where the salsa jar is in the fridge, after I looked for five minutes, and insinuated she was lying:

[Taco Bella @bellathetaco]

A dictionary

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

This announcement dropped 24 hours after the trade because 7 was taken and Brady needed time to calculate what number comes next in "the counting alphabet"

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

“Why do we need pride night when the players aren’t gay” why do we need military appreciation night when the players aren’t in the military

[chabby4cappy #StaiosOut 🍕 @Soucer23]

Not so funny when you’re the one being filmed crying cause you got ran through by a hockey team without consent now is it

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Opened Google Scholar today and was immediately hit with “AI can now summarize academic articles.” Bro, it’s called an abstract and it already exists.

[Minitrain @MinitrainTV]

canadians be like im at the big apple and its literally a big apple

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Cold calling me on Teams is a hate crime.