Cass

Marketing specialist.
I definitely haven't released any zebras.
Opinions are my own.

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

#Trackblazer

I’m cheering for Narita Brian because she deserves it!
I can’t wait to use her preferred item in the new scenario!

🥕 Visit @umamusume_eng for event details.

#Umamusume

[whalefact @awhalefact]

there are approximately 1.5 million live whales on this planet and at least 1 dead henry kissinger

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Your child is not fine. Your child has 10 different election results tabs open.

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

I think about this meme and laugh at least once a week

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

@NPR @TheEmilyDBaker

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

The Glaucomfleckens are coming to San Francisco this weekend for #SCCM2023. I’m excited to learn about all the critical care things: peep, proning, untangling lines, other things probably. I can’t wait!

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

@Marisa_Ingemi No matter what I do, Starbucks still thinks my preferred location is in Boston.

I haven't been to Boston in four years.

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

If they want us to change it they better win us a couple of Superbowl rings first

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

Look, we kicked the French outta the area and now we can do whatever we want with their words.

[Virginia Montanez @JanePitt]

It's honestly wild that Pittsburghers pronounce Versailles wrong but Duquesne right. Imagine trying to figure this city out. There are no rules. We do what we want.

[Beau Bennett @BeauBennett19]

No joke need shoulder surgery, just found out today

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

Twitter today has the same energy as that list of New Zealand unparliamentary language.

[Mike DeFabo @MikeDeFabo]

The site of the Immaculate Reception has continued to transform into a memorial, with Terrible Towels, flowers and - yes- even an IC Light.

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

In a city built for horses, the only logical solution is to being the horses back

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

@tumblr Hi Tumblr I gotta show you my dog's Halloween costume

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

Buried in the 4,155-page omnibus spending bill is a single line item that’s likely to go unnoticed by almost everyone – except the freshman congresswoman who spent the last year and a half fighting for it.

"I literally woke up… and bawled my eyes out." https://t.co/FPlDbJjpkW

[Cass @Cassie_Gecko]

@GeneKlain Oh good! I hope you like it!

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

*Kornacki at the poll-brigading big board* “The early yes vote is certainly impressive, but you have to remember it’s just after 4a in Moscow and the bot farms there tend to work business hours.”