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welcome to my tweeters it reeks of anxiety

[Casssssssssssssssssssssssss @Cassrol]

If you dont wear a mask into a shop or restaurant i think yr a piece of shit send tweet

[Casssssssssssssssssssssssss @Cassrol]

@DrLindseyFitz Ditto! I hope you dont need chemo or radiation, but if you do, you can do it! 💪💪💪

[Casssssssssssssssssssssssss @Cassrol]

@DrLindseyFitz So glad you pushed for referral. Im 33, diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer this past july. Almost done my 6 months of chemotherapy. Routine mammos don't geet offered til age 40 in my province. I'm so lucky the walk-in doctor took me seriously.

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

Before Twitter shuts down does anyone want to admit they have a curse on me

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Another great day

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Well, Twitter blue was beautiful while it lasted

[Kate Beaton @beatonna]

The Spot

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

twitter, once a haven for the socially undercooked to flirt, will now be a dark haven for ice bath men who eat things that make them sick

[Deep Space Fine @thisismewhatevs]

If a teenager comes to your house to ask for candy on Halloween you can just give them the candy because being a teenager is really fuckig hard and you literally bought the candy to hand it out to people.

[Zelda Countdown Bot @Zelda_Countdown]

203 days until the release of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom!

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

the only good customer is a customer who knows it’s an inherently hateful thing to be a customer and is meek and subservient as a result

[Carl Boucher @CarlBoucherKnee]

Sure, 45,000 Canadians died of covid, but let’s spare a thought for the true victim of the pandemic: Brad from Medicine Hat who was forced by a treasonous dictatorship to wear a paper mask for three minutes while in line at the A&W.

[Jonathan Robins @robinshistory]

The greatest academic acknowledgement I've seen in a while

[Like a Gay Viking and a sad Librarian had a baby @REirikr]

Columbus apologists saying "judge him by the standards of his time." Ok, lets do that. Of all people on earth, Isabella of Castille was so horrified by his behavior that she had him dragged back to Spain in shackles and stripped of all titles and assets.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up

[Kate Beaton @beatonna]

NPR this morn, much gazing in the distance https://t.co/8yKZ9XO30W

[Pavel @es_aion]

she's going to make a soup or a hearthy stew perhaps