💎The Black Cat 💎

''Personally, darling I'll take larceny over virtue every time~'' / #ThatNeoMun / #MarvelRP / Header made by @MrRipAndTear

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

"𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑜. 𝐼'𝑚 𝑎 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑓. 𝑩𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝑎 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑓. 𝑹𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑎 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑓. 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝑎 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑓."
~🐈‍⬛💎🐈‍⬛~

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

#SeductiveSunday...

Come now are you really surprised she's participating?

[Miles Morales @BRKLYN_MILES]

"𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣"
🕸️ Independent portrayal of Miles Morales. Just gonna be winging it.
🕸️All RPs and starters welcome. Feel free to tag me in stuff and dms open to all
🕸️As usual, no minors and lewd accounts.

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

"Between the stick in the mud tone and the discouraging of adventure? I really doubt it, Spider."

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"Hey! I'm still fun!"

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

"And when did you die and stop being fun?"

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

Dating a criminal can get messy, Miles. I wouldn't recommend it.

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫

𝙳𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛

𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲

𝙰 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚗

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

"Well someone woke up on the prickly side of the morning, didn't they?"

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"Y'know, that doesn't look nearly as impressive as you think it does."

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

@OneWebSwingAway But of course, she can't sample the wares of the art museum if she's not appropriately limber.

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

This morning stretches sure do have their perks~

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

|| These*

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

Hmm...

Who should she steal from today?

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

@OfBirdsAndBats "Subtly is only fun to an extent. Sometimes blatant and blunt is the best medicine."

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

@OneWebSwingAway "Funny that, and here I was going for Catwoman...ah well..."

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

"Happy Halloween from your emotional support Pussy!"

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

@WillOfVonDoom "When someone wishes you a happy Halloween, the proper response is to wish it back."

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

@OneWebSwingAway "Nice costume, you look exactly like the Spider~"

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

"Your point?"

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

"Just because you're with someone doesn't mean you never have the hots for someone else. Surely you understand that." She responded.

"Besides, I *am* quite a catch."

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

"I dunno, Felicia . . . That seems a bit odd. I mean, we're together, him and I. Even if . . . even if I do, that doesn't seem like it makes that much sense."

[💎The Black Cat 💎 @CatBurglarisms]

"Pardon me if I don't sound convinced. After all, you don't seem entirely convinced." She smirked lightly.

"So, what is it red, did you want me to lick you instead?"

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

"What— pfft, no . . .

It's not like that. Honestly, I bring up the fact that I don't want you (licking) my boyfriend, and you think it's 'cause of some secret crush on you? That's . . . just no."