Catatonic

Still trying to figure everything out. As one does. He/him.

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

Weird.

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

There are so many accounts I'm going to miss, but staying on Twitter is making me more and more uncomfortable. If you enjoy my word-of-the-day posts or my other occasional ramblings, please come visit me at https://t.co/48j4UJpdkl.

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

@straczynski Please come to Mastodon! 🙏

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

@SoVeryBritish Please come to Mastodon! 🙏

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

@Lenniesaurus Please come to Mastodon! 🙏

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

@ultrakillblast Please come to Mastodon! 🙏

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

@WirecutterDeals Please come to Mastodon! 🙏

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

@weirdlilguys Please come to Mastodon! 🙏

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

I think your best alternative would be to set up your own private Mastodon servers, which would guarantee their legitimacy and ensure that they could never be censored or taken offline at the whim of a bruised ego.

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

@NPR @CBSNews @NBCNews @abcnews @msnbc @CNN @nytimes I implore you, and every other mainstream news publisher, please stop using Twitter. This is no longer a reliable platform. Staying here in the hope that it can somehow be redeemed is a lost cause.

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

Elon has gerrymandered Twitter into his own private echo chamber, mocking or banning anything he disagrees with, with capricious policy changes intended to sooth his ego and self esteem. He owns the joint, so that's his right. #WOTD #wordoftheday

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

@photojoseph There is one extended fight sequence, done in one shot, that will blow. Your. Mind.

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

Thank goodness there's no trend of belated April Fool's pranks. #WOTD #wordoftheday

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

@photojoseph It's outstanding. By far the best of the sequels.

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

Far be it from me to infantilize our esteemed members of Congress, but...no, wait, hang on... #WOTD #wordoftheday

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

You won't need to issue a formal démarche to convince me to see the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. #WOTD #wordoftheday

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

One competition I would never recuse myself from would be an apple pie tasting contest. #WOTD #wordoftheday

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

There are times I wish our troubled little planet had a golem-like steward a la Klaatu's Gort in The Day the Earth Stood Still. #WOTD #wordoftheday

[Catatonic @Catatonic]

It saddens me to realize that some lost souls don't care for the immaculate arrangements of Steely Dan. #WOTD #wordoftheday

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