Jake

[Boar On The Shale Floor @NewsFinOil]

Live shot of oil 🐻s waking up

[Boar On The Shale Floor @NewsFinOil]

BREAKING- I am now in the watch business (sort of) with my friend OJ Whatley. He sold his first company, WatchUWant, to WatchBox and he’s back at it with Secondtime Watches. OJ is a family man, entrepreneur, and an all around good guy. He has ample inventory of lightly used time pieces and he also specializes in finding watches, both new and used. Go follow the new account @OJSecondTime to send a DM with the code BOAR for $50 off and free overnight shipping. Also feel free to check out his website https://t.co/R0DifUgrdd

[The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_]

Why the fuck does Jeff Bezos have to give you 7 billion dollars?

The American people give the government around 7 TRILLION dollars every year and you fuckin retards haven’t fixed shit with it.

You think if the creepy bald Amazon dude adds another 0.1% to that figure you’re finally gonna figure out how to stop blowing our fuckin money?

Better idea, how about you give the other 99.9% to the private sector and see if they can figure out how to cure diabetes or make a sandwich for 4th graders. I bet they’ll have change left over.

[Paul Fleuret @RealAbs1776]

Understand this: The movies and shows about the crucifixion have been tame when compared to what He actually went through.

Even The Passion Of The Christ was forced to hold back a little in order to avoid an X rating.

Crucifixion was, and still is, arguably the most excruciating death someone can experience.

The night before in Gethsemane, He was sweating blood. This is known as hematidrosis. This would have caused His skin to become extremely sensitive, thus making the beatings to come even worse.

The fear He felt was the beginning of His feeling the weight of our iniquities being laid on Him.

Yet - in this moment, He didn’t demand that the Father take it from Him. He only asked for the cup to pass Him over if it was within the Father’s will.

Up next came the Cat of Nine Tails, or a Roman Flagrum. This was a weapon with long leather “tails”, each embedded with sharp bones and metal.

He was flogged 39 times as Jewish law mandated “40 minus one”, because 40 was said to kill a man.

This flogging wasn’t like being punished by your father’s leather belt.

Every strike tore flesh, every strike exposed muscle. Every strike exposed nerve endings. Every strike tore flesh to the bone.

This would be like getting struck with razor blades over and over again, leading to hypovolemic shock from blood loss.

Oh, and the crown of thorns? These weren’t rose thorns. These were thorns which were 2-3 inches long. Beaten into his skull.

These thorns would have pierced his skull, tripping the trigeminal nerve, thus causing unimaginable pain and even more blood loss from the dozens of head wounds.

At this point, extreme nausea and dizziness would begin to set in.

What came next? Carrying the cross. Which weighed around 300lbs. This would be like carrying two full kegs on your back.

Splinters and wood grating against the open flesh on His back. And He had to carry it 650 yards, or close to a half mile.

Imagine carrying a log on your back after being skinned alive.

Up next? He was nailed to the cross with spikes 5-7in in length. Piercing His wrists - this no doubt pierced the median nerve, causing extreme burning sensations up and down His arms.

A spike was driven through his ankles - severing nerves and tendons. This would have felt like standing on broken glass every time He pushed Himself up in order to breathe.

He suffered for 6 hours.

His chest muscles collapsing, making every single breath a fight for life.

His shoulders were dislocated, His arms stretching unnaturally long.

His heart was struggling to pump blood.

He was extremely dehydrated, His lips cracking.

His heart more than likely literally ruptured from the stress.

And on top of all of that, He had to feel a separation with the Father for a period of time in order to REALLY bear the weight of our sin.

He took up this burden for ALL sin before Him, and ALL sin which came after Him.

HE DID IT ALL FOR US.

To free us. To defeat sin. To give us a pathway to the Kingdom.

Every sin we commit is exactly why He had to do it.

And the real kicker? He knew what was coming when He rode into Jerusalem … and He didn’t turn around. He kept going.

For us.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Still crickets from them

[Boar On The Shale Floor @NewsFinOil]

I’m forecasting an unexpected draw in Houston Martini inventories next week. Prepare accordingly @LandmanLife

[Boar On The Shale Floor @NewsFinOil]

Shitlibs beware

[Boar On The Shale Floor @NewsFinOil]

I’ll never complain about cold again for the rest of my fucking life

[Tinashe Peter @TinashePeter_]

“Black people gotta stick together”…unless they’re Conservatives! 🤦🏾‍♂️🇺🇸

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Perhaps the most iconic moment in political history and the Media memory holed it.

Like it never happened.

Think about that…

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

COMING NEXT WEEK:

We’ll be live on Collide talking about how landmanning has changed over the past decade and what the future holds for our profession, and also sharing our thoughts on @FracSlap wearing a collared shirt

@NewsFinOil @Landmannery @nimblephatty

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Come on @BarackObama, say his name. It’s the easiest opportunity you’ve ever had to give some credit to President Trump & unite Americans. This fact that you refuse to do it, even in this one very special case, reflects why we’re so divided.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

It’s getting embarrassing 🤦‍♀️

[Jake @Catchyduck]

@LandmanLife @EnronChairman @StreetBomber @NewsFinOil @ManchesterUtd81 @wtxoil @RealPETE2020 @MOAR_Drilling Friday night lights

[Dryfit Venables @DryfitVenables]

OU fucked up Auburn fans so bad, they’re rooting for Bama over us now 😆
Also another example of Red River > Iron Bowl.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Mr. Burns being incredibly old.

-a thread

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I can’t get over this umps nutsack being absolutely terrorized in a little league baseball game. 3 times in 1 game. I mean come the fuck on

[Ross Lovelace @Rosslovelace]

Should’ve been a football player anyways @reidlovelace3 😭