NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO IN THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE REGISTER BECAUSE THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE THE 2025-2026 NBA CHAMPIONS
NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU’RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.
I have failed
- Socially
- Romantically
- Academically
- Financially
- Spiritually
- Physically
But for some reason I still haven’t killed myself. Let’s make 2026 a good one you guys.