catie shut UP

famous for writing two novels

[catie shut UP @CatieAlert]

me trying to date

[catie shut UP @CatieAlert]

@aubreybell Nooooo

[catie shut UP @CatieAlert]

They’re not dating they’re both signing with the sky for 1.4 million dollars

[ju༊·˚ @juloccd]

oh my god…. jackie and dijonai soft launching??????22$382&3’dndm

[Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine]

Professional women’s sports leagues aren’t perfect spaces, but players and fans have won enough battles and made enough strides that the sapphic WNBA romance novel I published last month, “Rooting Interest,” is more of a reflection than a fantasy. https://t.co/bAXV7XwcFU

[aubrey @aubreybell]

saw a bird get a worm just now at 3:53pm so it is possible

[aubrey @aubreybell]

it’s the most “I have 2 parties I have to go to” time of the year

[catie shut UP @CatieAlert]

didion & babitz being sold out at @skylightbooks is very LA

[aubrey @aubreybell]

getting on the mic at the grocery store to let the owner of the cyber truck in parking lot know it’s ugly

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

[aubrey @aubreybell]

mom (just discovered her children were throwing rocks in the pool for an hour): you guys are much smarter than this
me (next door, could hear the kids throwing rocks in the pool for an hour): they’re really not

[aubrey @aubreybell]

aww I’m feeling opposite

[catie shut UP @CatieAlert]

Rolling around Glendale, blasting cigs and bumping one direction

[catie shut UP @CatieAlert]

I got in the car with @zanopticon and @SarahEnni and they were playing their own podcast on the car radio….

[catie shut UP @CatieAlert]

@aelaineo @aubreybell 🥰🥰🥰

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

I lived it: having Covid, stuck at home, bought a new coffee table that would really elevate the space and I hate it.

[bussy summers @Conortroversial]

Actually, that’s Clea DuVall.

[catie shut UP @CatieAlert]

I treat my car the same way Mary Kate Olsen treats her kelly bag

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

7 camera operators died before Guadagnino realized they could add the tennis ball in post

[catie shut UP @CatieAlert]

I don’t care about generative AI; please instead invent a way for garbage cans to stop taking up prime parking spots on garbage day

[Jett Allen @jettiallen]

Challengers (2024)

[Zan Romanoff @zanopticon]

new supersized On the Bleachers feat. @ChrisConnelly https://t.co/CdtukTBGdj