I’d just like everyone to know that @united has lost track of my bag and is lying about it. My apple AirTag shows that it has been sitting in a residential apartment complex for over a day. Out back by the dumpsters, I have found other emptied United Airlines bags.
“Bless me Father for I have sinned. I can’t stop thinking about the barenaked ladies.”
Priest: “And how long has it been since your last confession?”
“It’s been…”
Dr Dre - 56
Mary J Blige - 51
Snoop Dogg - 50
Eminem - 49
50 cent - 46
Kendrick Lamar - 34
That’s a GenX halftime show. Sorry boomers and millennials, you aren’t taking this from us too 😂 all right
🔥WATCH: “CRT is not in our schools, you didn’t know what it was 6 months ago… my 5yo gets that we mask up for others, wish more adults grasped that… if you only like democracy when it goes your way, you don’t like democracy”
Holler’s @Kanew at last night’s WILCO board meeting
@MelissaTweets You can’t be this stupid. First, both Lolla & the Obama event required proof of vax. And Fauci did speak on Lolla - he said he wouldn’t go. The Sturgis event has no requirements, involves close gathering (you know, the “rally” part) and proved a superspreader event last year.