*door in my house opens on its own*
me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure
the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
Lastly - please don’t demand to know why someone doesn’t have children.
It’s none of your business.
I don’t know why these types of questions and remarks are deemed socially acceptable - but they shouldn’t be.
My body - my choice.
My body - my business.
/end
Kamala: trump put judges on the supreme court to overturn Roe v Wade.
Hecklers: That’s a lie!
Kamala: Oh you guys are at the wrong rally.
*smiles and waves*
Kamala: I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street.
What happens when you set up a 4yo, whose writing norms are informed by rudimentary phonics and an obsession with stickers...
...with the ability to text her friend, also a 4yo, whose writing norms are informed by obsessively copying out track listings from the backs of CDs?
Idk how long it’s been since they brought it back but BROCCOLI IS BACK AT @MODPizza and I’m so happy. It was a tragedy when they took it out a few years ago (idk time is messed up).
A little over two weeks ago, a user on Twitter posted a joke claiming, with a knowing wink, that J.D. Vance, the junior senator from Ohio and Trump’s running mate, had been quite intimate with an alluring chesterfield.
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It was 1999.
The previous year, Matthew Shepard, just 21, had been beaten, tortured, and left to die on a fence post in Laramie, Wyoming because he was openly-gay.
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