CautionarySnail

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?

Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day

You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights

We burn a Tesla in remembrance

[lucy @Lucyddreams]

the feel when you think he is dashing, a very good looking man

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Your timeline has been visited by the Solstice Salamander. Please plan accordingly.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

So it goes

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The worst ones think they're perfect
And the best ones think they're bad

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

It's a tale of what I've called #TheSwerve: the day we stop listening to the first class passengers at the front of the bus that's barreling towards a cliff, rush the driver and *yank* the wheel before we go over the edge:

https://t.co/aUllcCwPbo 4/

[Benjamin Pope @fringetracker]

this is why US companies want healthcare to be tied to employment: you can use it for strikebreaking

[Steve Saylor @stevesaylor]

I don't know where this started but I'm constantly seeing the comment "why add accessibility for 1% of gamers?" I get so mad seeing that it makes me want to throw things. It's also sad because they don't realize they could be disabled at any moment and only then they'd care.

[johannes (yo-han-ehz) / semi-professional cuntboy @JohannesTEvans]

to be Weird about a thing is to be at least a little bit in love with it, and therefore to be in love with the world. what could be more wonderful?

[Amanda @EruditeElf]

Just talked to my Dad. He said he was working under a mobile home yesterday and felt something touch his ear. He look and it was a Rhode Island Red hen. So he petted her, and gave her a piece of cake.

This morning, she met him at the driveway with 2 friends lmao

[KerrBear 🪷 @MPLSKerrBear]

It’s always “I don’t want my taxes to pay your student loans” and never “I don’t want my taxes to pay out on police brutality lawsuits.”

[CautionarySnail @CautionarySnail]

It is truly a new renaissance. Not only do we have legislators & media pundits who are experts in women's medical care and epidemiology -- several also dabble in Mermaid Science. #blessed

[Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire]

So hey, for INTO THE DROWNING DEEP, I spoke to dozens of marine biologists, and most of them agreed that mermaids would either be non-mammalian or quite fat, to survive at depth.