That one, with the pants.

can i use your bathroom?

[Jazz ⧗ All Along @DerpSwan]

Do you think Katie McGrath knows that Merlin was Tom Hollands favourite show 💀💀

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

Flock cams have been found at:

-Bike paths
-Nature trails
-Public parks
-Wilderness areas
-Community pools
-Reproductive clinics
-Schools & preschools
-Entrance to state parks
-Gyms & recreation centers
-Children’s gymnastics room

It's not plate tracking.
It’s people tracking.

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

If you ever catch yourself asking where an actor has been, they’re on season 3 of an Apple TV show

[pj @pjayevans]

I’m outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital window blasting See You Again by Wiz Khalifa on my JBL speaker

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

[Crackhead Barney & Friends @CHBAF]

Fuck the forth !!! Fuck the white man we can’t celebrate shit till
Everyone is free

[Dazed and Confused @daazednconfusd]

Hey guys one more thing

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

There's only one movie to watch today: The Spirit of '76 (1990).

DEVO sends David Cassidy back in time to save the Declaration of Independence, but he arrives in time for the 1976 Bicentennial...

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

like I give a blistered bleeding fuck what the founding fathers would think of the country today. they didn't fucking know what a germ is

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

Happy 250th America 🇺🇸
Genocide of the indigenous 🇺🇸
Legal slavery until 1863 🇺🇸
Legal segregation until 1964 🇺🇸
No credit cards for women until 1974 🇺🇸
Only country to use a nuclear weapon 🇺🇸
Most incarcerated nation on earth 🇺🇸
Only major economy w/o universal healthcare 🇺🇸

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Vatican excommunicates bishops from a breakaway group of traditionalist Catholics that consecrated them without Pope Leo's consent. https://t.co/dZUbjgCi7q

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

SHE HAD STYLE
SHE HAD FLAIR
SHE WAS THERE
THATS HOW SHE BECAME THE NANNY

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The problem with capitalism is that if you aren't born into wealth, your only capital is your labor. Automatically, your human body, is now a commodity that you must sell, and if you can't sell it for enough, you won't be able to care for it and will lose your capital.

[kit @lesbian_fleabag]

pride month almost officially over and nothing even remotely gay happened to me. absolutely 100% due to the fact that i have deliberately made myself an island and avoid taking emotional risks at all costs but still...somehow feels incredibly homophobic