Captain FuckKnuckle

Try not to be a cunt. You get one shot. Don't fuck it up.

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[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

@elibosnick Fuck I love you

[Shit tweets @tweetwhileUpoo]

Can y'all shut the fuck up with your positive vibes they clearly haven't worked since 2016 and there's good evidence to suggest that they're making things worse 🤔

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

@gcskeptic I feel like it would have been more beneficial 💪

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Attending my first ever @gcskeptic Skeptics in the Pub and in the function room literally next door ...?

#PyramidScheme? #notapyramidscheme #probablyapyramidscheme

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

Well fuck...

[Shit tweets @tweetwhileUpoo]

@LyleShelton This sort of shit would be more tolerable, Lyle, if you and others like you gave one single fuck about the baby after it was born but you don't.

The shitty conditions in religious orphanages (not to mention all the child fucking) fully attest to your hypocrisy.

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

For once Bernie and I are in agreement... how DARE the catholic youth festival deny the Totality of Lord Cthulhu's reign over ALL

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

"Taking cocaine" just sounds cute, doesn't it?

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Walmart apologizes for selling Christmas sweaters appearing to show Santa taking cocaine https://t.co/f65PeSPfEL

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

@Force__ofNature @Newsweek @Walmart Much more affordable too

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@Reductress /undolastgooglesearch

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

@Reductress How to trick people into liking me

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

@cherryblack @DrBradMcKay @rossbalch

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

The Post is publishing these documents now, instead of waiting for a final ruling, to inform the public while the Trump administration is negotiating with the Taliban and considering whether to withdraw the 13,000 U.S. troops who remain in Afghanistan. https://t.co/r16ZqEpixG

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

I would play the ever-loving FUCK out out of this Australian-ised #pokemon game

#PokemonYeahAndNah is the single greatest concept in gaming history 😎 just look at those beautiful monster designs 😍😍

[VivinkArt @VivinkArt]

G'DAY. With the hype of #PokemonSwordShield right around the corner, care to have a look at an Aussie Pokemon game, Pokemon Yeah and Pokemon Nah?
Set in the region of Straya, players will experience the unique land of down unda.

This thread will have art for Yeah and Nah! 🇦🇺🦘

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

@fidlerfm No, thank you 😎

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Statistical meta-analysis may look confusing and a little dry, but Fiona Fidler really highlights the importance of research replication at #Skepticon2019

Thanks for doing all the work Fiona ❤

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

Unfortunately Jay was nowhere to be seen when I harassed the @SkepticsGuide into a group photo but through the magic of #photoshop no one would even know 😎 look how much he loves my shirt!

#Skepticon2019 @CaraSantaMaria

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

Pretty adequately located for the event I've waited 9 years for 🙊😍 a genuine struggle not to tackle-hug the entire @SkepticsGuide crew right there on stage at #Skepticon2019 @Maynardcomau @AustSkeptics @gcskeptic

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

Quick follow up: no fist-fights broke out at #Skepticon2019 , (almost) everybody had a good enough grasp on irony to know there was nothing offensive about my shirt 😉

[Maynard @Maynardcomau]

@Cavictaler The backlash has begun? Or maybe he just has a bad memory.

[Captain FuckKnuckle @Cavictaler]

#Skepticon2019 feels a bit like my first Quickie With Bob 💪 @SkepticsGuide