Mr. Too Damn Married

35, (he/his) It's just Wife Guy now (10/13/24). I don’t give a fuck if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway.

[Mr. Too Damn Married @CawCondor]

Hey so @beansie411 and I have picked a wedding venue and the long planning and prep process has begun! If anyone on here wants to help make it a reality you can help us out at @ CondorFQ on V*nmo, there is no pressing need so PLEASE don’t unless you’ve got it to spare!

[ren 🪄 @Shushu15068719]

im never deleting tiktok

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

100-200 years ago, people ate organic unprocessed food and didn't have vaccines and lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth

[Mr. Too Damn Married @CawCondor]

@cherrywin3x You’re right I just wear the machine for fashion

[Mr. Too Damn Married @CawCondor]

Only reason I haven’t posted about @beansie411 for national girlfriend day is cause she’s my wifey now 🥰 thanks for making every day brighter, better, warmer. I love you with all I got babydoll!

[Mr. Too Damn Married @CawCondor]

@mace_face18 I.e. have not reported me to anyone yet!

[Mr. Too Damn Married @CawCondor]

@mace_face18 Orgasms, notoriously unsexual

[Mr. Too Damn Married @CawCondor]

@punishedgarage Replied to you on discord bungus

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

I hate my redditor baby

[Mr. Too Damn Married @CawCondor]

@fatstevebuscemi Normal/Fairy

[Mr. Too Damn Married @CawCondor]

@punishedgarage It’s even a lil much for me sometimes

[Mr. Too Damn Married @CawCondor]

@Femboy_Ancap How’s life looking for the scabs materially lol

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job