Ceara Rea

I need a carer, its a wonder I'm still alive I'm such a liability

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Back there waiting for they money back 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Yeah, maybe" - Translation: No

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Yes, it rings a bell" - Translation: Nope, no idea what you're talking about

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Unleashing your fury by gently shaking your head and muttering "unbelievable"

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"I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves"

You thought wrong

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Can I just borrow you?"
You're not in trouble

"Can I just grab you?"
You might be in trouble

"Can I have a quick word?"
You're fired

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ways to say "this meal is remarkably bad"
1. "I've had better"
2. "I wouldn't choose it again"
3. "It's alright"
4. "Yours looks nice"

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Procedure when asked something with mouth full:
1. Hand over mouth
2. Chew dramatically
3. Say sorry with eyes
4. Swallow painfully early

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Step-by-step guide to closing a train/bus window:
1. Think hard about it for entire journey
2. Fail and depart

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I quite fancy a drink tonight actually" - Translation: Let's have all the wine

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"They didn't have any" - Translation: I forgot to look

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Burning around 1,000 calories a day by gently shaking your head in mild annoyance

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"Is that the time already?" - Translation: Go on, off you go

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Staying in your job long enough to really excel in pretending to know what you're doing

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"Ooh, before I forget" - Translation: What I'm about to say is the entire reason why I came over to talk to you

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"It's up to you" - Translation: Keep suggesting things until you say the thing I'd like to do