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Licensed to ill

[Sneaker Shouts™ @SneakerShouts]

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[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

La pausa de hidratación de la selección Colombiana

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[Obsrvate @obsrvate]

50 Cent went live and started CRASHING OUT after his baby mama Daphne Joy and Diddy were seen on the Diddy files having a threesome 😬👀

"Now my son gotta grow up and see his mom having a threesome with Diddy"
"She do anything for some money that man got a little d*ck"

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after I pass a state trooper

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When someone is clearly wrong, but you know the knowledge gap and fixing it would take more than a 2-minute conversation.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10

[☁️𝓕 @fillefoux]

very important to marry a man who loves eating pussy has a goofy sense of humor and acknowledges your domestic labor

[cee @Cees_____]

Her: Make it fit
Me: ....

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Happy Cinco de Mayo, @WhiteHouse!

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

A lustful man wanting you isn't a compliment. He wants everyone the same way.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🇺🇸🚨BREAKING: MAGA influencer Craig Long — “MAGA to the core,” 560K TikTok followers, photographed with Trump — was just arrested in a human trafficking sting.

He’s married.

He frequently posted videos praising the sheriff who just arrested him.

Sheriff Judd’s response at the press conference:

“Well, there you go. You got arrested in a human trafficking sting. Influence that for a while.”

Never stop connecting the dots.

[𝐎.𝐆™ 🤎 @gbolahann0_]

"15 secs after locking the door"

Me: Did I lock the door? 🤔

My brain:

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this