Céilí Rae Minogue

Fastest solo circumnavigation of the globe by sailboat world record holder x

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Touts (tickets) out (now)

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@nes_loch @bbtanked Actually I’m a comedy professor with a PhD (very impressive) and I can confirm this was funny

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One thing people don’t know about me is that Tesco would love to hear my thoughts x

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Performing at a wonderful little “cabaret” on Friday as part of @transprideni proceedings. Was I a worthwhile booking? You’ll have to come and find out!

https://t.co/hFgPiYKBgI

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Oh g*sh forgot the date @naomi_long @JimAllister @ClaireHanna who do i vote for again? X

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Happy Pride x

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Scotland you can still sub me in there’s still time x

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Hello.

If you’ve never seen me before, this will all be new to you.

I’ve been doing this for two-years-i-guess now, surely I’ve done 30 minutes of jokes people like? Let’s find out together.

Come see me say some stuff I’ve said before x

https://t.co/A4gDgqSSLt

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I wish there was a larger version of mini golf

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@TreborRhurbarb I don’t half a** these things x

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Taking “joke requests” what do you want a joke about? Xx

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Starting dating a famous DJ recently. The hardest part is when people in public recognise him from “Only Fools and Horses” x

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If you book speedy boarding on EasyJet you get to go into the cockpit before the pilots and mess with the controls

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@Rosiecoogs Did you hear about the beaver who was a diva? She was dam fine!

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@ArabinExile My friend runs a potato peeler manufacturer. I asked him if he was interested in investing in a peeler which could be used for quails or guineafowl. He said he had no skin in the game.

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@katmclightning I left some wisdom teeth under my pillow, and the tooth fairy gave me a premium bond

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@TreborRhurbarb Did you hear about Henry VIII’s Preservation of Grain Act? Talk about a cereal killer!

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#NewProfilePic

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Great gig last night!

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@caitmkearns Either DM me or directly donate here :)

https://t.co/vGOImehrCn ❤️

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‘A Queer Laugh’ raised £515 for TransgenderNI and Peace In Mind. Thank you all so much for your love & support ❤️