Celeb Pew Sitter

My love language is sarcasm.

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts people's spirits.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Putting speakers in the restroom does not count as multiple venues.

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

Run Joseph, Run....🏃

[Oversaved Girl @OversavedGirl]

When I play #paintball with my friends I don't wear any type of padding, or helmets because I'm already wearing the armor of God. #Oversaved

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

The awkward moment when you think you missed the Rapture, then you realise you didn't hear a trumpet.

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

On a scale of 1 to Jesus, how are you liking 2013 so far?

[Zee @zeemabuza]

Many people use religion and morality to avoid Jesus - Tim Keller

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

Love you Kim ;)

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

Hey girl...

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

Laughing out loud...

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

The awkward moment when you're singing a love song to Jesus and make eye contact with the opposite gender while singing "I love you."

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

I want to be so full of Christ that if a mosquito bites me, he flies away singing "There is power in the blood" #OverSaved

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

We had coffee, I think she's the one.

[Shallow Small Group @CelebSmallGroup]

GROUP DISCUSSION:...

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

If grace is an iPhone...

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@CelebrityPastor Still glad I snuck in late anyway and slipped in the back row, so @CelebPewSitter & I could finish our Peach Milkshakes.

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

My friend said he went to Chik Fil- A today and could feel the presence of God.

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

The human race has made some significant advancements over the last century, so why only four flavors of milkshake?

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

Story of my life