Shallow Small Group

Openly Shallow Small Group. Because when things get too deep, people drown.

[Jon Rushing @jon_rushing]

The Window of the Heart – devotional by John Piper https://t.co/ElUCRhuUDl

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

If grace is an iPhone...

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My friend said he went to Chik Fil- A today and could feel the presence of God.

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GROUP DISCUSSION:...

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Laban had two daughters. The older daughter was named Leah, and the younger one was Rachel, now Leah got hit by the ugly stick (The Message)

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

"...and there will be great weeping and gnashing of teeth, and "Rebecca Black - Friday" playing in the background..." - the Message Bible

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GROUP DISCUSSION: This week we are are going to study "The cross cultural reference and the implications of #Instagram not working"

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When we ask you to respond to the text , we are not talking about the sermon. Go ahead, check your text messages.

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We love The Message Bible; The part of Joseph is played by Johnny Depp.

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"Outreach?" The only #outreach you'll have to do is reaching for the freshly made Doritos dip. #FreeGrub!

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

Sitting in church thinking "Man, that guy has an awesome testimony, I kinda wish I had been addicted to crack. Thanks a lot God." :(

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And "spiritual growth"? Hey, who wants growth? I had a growth removed last week. (...it wasn't pleasant).

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

Went to my local Christian Bookstore and guess what? We have our own brand of Christian mints!

They are called "Testa-mints".

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We occasionally use The Message Bible. It's layback, just like us. Just the other day, we found a recipe for rice crispy treats inside.

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

#Christ died for us and today millions abandoned him over a #healthcare decision. #obama #scotus #aca

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We're not here to deal with messy stuff like feelings and emotions. You got problems? You deal with that. You're an adult! Life ain't easy.

[Celeb Pew Sitter @CelebPewSitter]

"Bro, You totally have a servant's heart"

"Why thank you, and you have a giver's appendix and your wife has the neck of a provider."

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We hate bad theology as much as the next guy an we know the surest way to prevent bad theology, is to avoid theology altogether.

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GROUP DISCUSSION: You and you wife are having problems? Tension in the relationship?

Err...that's not really the vibe we're going for.