Celebrity Jean

| she/her | slytherin | aries/taurus | enfp | true neutral | banner photo by suedehead photography |

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

@PokemonGoApp @NianticHelp are trainers guaranteed sinnoh stones for this community day? I have tried many times today with space in my inventory and have gotten nothing while my friends have gotten multiple.

[🎀Justin Ker-Prank🍭 @skittytales]

I AM GOING TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY MOUTH AND I AM GOING TO SWALLOW IT https://t.co/5arruGGKtz

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

If you went Black Friday shopping today or last night especially:

Fuck you, and I am not kidding

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

Ok listen: If you didn't sign a contract with Satoshi Tajiri and Ken Sugamori with your own blood at the time of Pokemon's initial release in 1995, that states you will never stop playing it for the rest of your goddamn natural life, then DO NOT EVER speak to me about Pokemon.

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

Me: *makes eye contact with random ass baby*
Baby: *starts crying*
Me: Yes. Understand my suffering. Feel the pain I feel.

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

"Hey, do you want one of these...wrist....things?"
- White Mom Who Wants to Buy a Bracelet for Her Son But Doesn't Wanna Call Them Bracelets

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

"Where's your men's department?"
"Upstairs."
"How do I get there"
"Most people use the stairs?"

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

More Bodies = More Ears

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

"Excuse me, do you have any mediums that are smaller than this one? It's too big"
"...maybe like a small?"
"No a smaller medium"
"...no."

[Bulbagarden - The original Pokémon community @Bulbagarden]

Sending our thoughts to all Pokéfans in Texas affected by hurricane Harvey. Stay safe, and hopefully Rayquaza will be there soon!

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

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⠀ die nazi

[deg @degg]

i love to pass away

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

@gere720 😫😫😫😫😫😫

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

Ladies and gentlemen bring to the stage, the iconic drag duo, I love them sooo fuckin much, give it up for Kibbles n Bitch!

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

Concept: perform Gaga's the cure dressed as Mercy from overwatch????

[Celebrity Jean @CelebrityJean]

@triciamcmillann @chaseisangry @Natie180 "I thought this was $10"
"And I thought I'd be rich and famous by now but I'm here doing this so we both have our disappointments don't we"