Francesca Garrett

Private girl in a public world. Lover of ancient manuscripts, pop culture, and tea. @cescagarrett.bsky.social

[Ben Greenman @bengreenman]

I can't in good conscience support every incidence of Faulkner's overwriting, but I'll go to bat for "presbyterian effluvium of lugubrious and vindictive anticipation."

[tré easton @treeaston]

I’m just a millennial…

…standing in front of the U.S. economy…

…asking it not to crash…

…for the third time in my life.

[Felipe Gavi @Felgavi]

@blader Never let the wolves see you limping.

[billboard hip-hop/r&b @billboardhiphop]

OH MY GOD KENDRICK LAMAR SAMPLED THIS FOR REINCARNATED

[Francesca Garrett @cescagarrett]

@tenfeetoff are you on bluesky? I’d love to follow you there!

[Bishal Nandi @LearnWithBishal]

This is hilarious.

Engineers are competing who creates the worst Ul on Reddit.

I think the winners are (thread)🧵

1/ Enter your phone number

[hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn]

i realized the other day millennials use lol the same way operators would use stop in morse code and now i can't unsee it

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

[Francesca Garrett @cescagarrett]

No. No, I don’t.

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

so when moo deng does it its cute but when i do it im ‘rude’ and ‘off putting’ and ‘ill tempered’ and ‘so fucking dramatic’ and ‘will never find a man with that kind of attitude’ and ‘this is why we stopped inviting you places’ and ‘stop biting people, we are at a funeral’

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I regret to report that the secret to making friends in your 30s is to go out and do things and then ask the people there if they would like to go out again and do more things

[Francesca Garrett @cescagarrett]

@BrittanyLaudaVO Um, hold on, why are you not spamming me photos of your pup daily!?

[Francesca Garrett @cescagarrett]

@CyYuVtuber me

[Melissa Wear @MelissaMWear]

Kids aren’t reading entire books because they are not being offered personal pan pizzas upon completion.

Bam, policy solution

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

I wasn’t planning to but might do now just for the lolz.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

Jimmy Carter is now too old to play with Legos 🧱

[Francesca Garrett @cescagarrett]

@LaughingLegend0 @Lowcountry1Girl Read the room, this is not the moment to advertise