Chad Jordan

I like making people laugh. With me or at me doesn’t matter. as long as you’re having fun! Oh, and I’m fat so I love food!

[Chad Jordan @ChadLJordan]

@stoolpresidente Here is Dave’s spirit animal

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@barstoolsports @DropAPinShow @VivaLaStool @vivalafood_ @kbnoswag @nickturani @DonnieDoesWorld @UncleChaps @LargeBarstool @gottatrythispod Po-boy, muffuletta, and cheesesteak.

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@FOXSports Dos a Cero!

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@FOXSports @AlexiLalas America IS NOT a soccer country….IT IS a patriotic one!

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@JayGlazer Yet another reason soccer sucks.

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@barstoolsports This is why soccer will never be a top tier sport in the US. BS penalties that look worse in slow motion……and all the flopping.

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@GolfChannel @SmylieKaufman10 @LSUsports @LSUMensGolf @LSUfootball #GEAUXTIGAHS

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@VA_GOP Look at the scum the Democrats have put up as candidates. True Nazis and antisemites. They hate Trump more than they love, and want what’s best for, this country. A recent poll showed only 29% of Democrats proud to be American. That’s pathetic!

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@catturd2 @libsoftiktok They’re going to have to add a pink hair dyeing station just to stay in business.

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@DSports24 Overhead view showed it was a ball.

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@BaseballAmerica @nextlevelbb Manfred is worse than Goodell……and that’s pretty bad.

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@TheBabylonBee Brown has already decided she will rule in favor of the girl no matter what.

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@MattMoscona I’m hoping he’s doing this to just show that he’s trying to win and build a program. That he knows this won’t work out but maybe another player will see this and say Wade will fight for me. That’s my hope, but too bad his history says I’m wrong.

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@libsoftiktok
Illegal in Loudoun County

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@ESPNNBA @espn

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@MrAndyNgo I’ve always hated making fun of spelling mistakes. You know what they mean and if you’re only complaining about spelling you’re ignoring their agreement. Now I live in VA. Dems clearly violated the state constitution here by holding the vote too early.

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@JasonMiyaresVA How many would wind up on the no fly list due to all the fights?

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@DCBilliotJr @TimBrando

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@libsoftiktok She didn’t think she was marrying her brother. She thought she was marrying her ll’th cousin.

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@CoachSwit People think drop 3, 5, 8, 10 is about the bats. Nope, it’s what your B.A.C. has to be to watch a game with those bats
03, .05, .08, 1.0. The younger the kids the more inebriated you have to be.

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@Blain_Crain Not very poorly; if the Raiders still suck.