Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey

Award-eligible designer.
No longer an active participant on Twitter.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

Words can't even describe all the emotions 😎 #finallyfamous Thanks @abc7newsbayarea https://t.co/jA6ViiXDIg

[Jesse Lash @jesselash]

Earlier this year, @ChadRoffey and I volunteered to design a @NASA site for astronomers to detect new meteors… like ones that might potentially end human civilization as we know it.

Sound familiar? It's literally the exact tool @JLawrence_RepUs would’ve used in @dontlookupfilm!

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

@mtillman One time in NYC Ice-T and Mariska Hargitay we’re blocking the entrance to my apartment while they were waiting to shoot an episode of SVU.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

@lutin 🤩 did you shoot these on the little Sony?

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

There is nothing good on the interne... wait

wut.

[Samperson @SamNChiet]

I made a goose that destroys your computer
Download it free here: https://t.co/s81jWfJqfD

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

😢

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

Liz and I became cacti/succulent people. When we asked a popular FB group a question about the health of one our cacti, the two people that helped were both wearing cowboy hats in their profile pictures.

This is me now.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

@imkylelambert @adambretz I would like to be a part of this outlaw gang, I can provide manual labor heavily laced with sarcasm.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

Life is short, do what makes you happy. https://t.co/66PHacXjXd

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

I'm the jerk friend, boyfriend, husband, or boss in every tv show/movie.

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

What's the biggest problem you have with your name?

My biggest problem?

Me: "Hi, I'm Marcus. Nice to meet you."

Business people: "Hi, Marcus. Do you go by Mark?"

Me: "No. If I did then don't you think I'd introduce myself as that?"

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

I bought a tiny electric push mower thinking it would be terrible. I’m happy to report that it has exceeded my expectations. I would even go out on a limb and say that it’s great.

I turn 30 this year.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

If I’ve learned anything from Pokémon, it’s that I can just barge into strangers' homes

pretend to be interested in what they’re saying

they’ll give me stuff

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

Lololoooool

Got ’em.

[Slack @SlackHQ]

ok boomer

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

I’ve got a soft spot for vehicles that look like they were drawn by 5-year-olds.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

Pacifica is always cold & foggy, has no good MTB trails, and is generally a really boring place. Don’t come visit.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

@jessicahische This is why I still use twitter.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

@masonsciotti Honestly I’m trying to figure out how to combine #7 & #9.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

The bright side of the PG&E blackouts is that my neighborhood is bonding on Nextdoor.

[Chad 🤙🏻 Roffey @ChadRoffey]

Surf check. https://t.co/f1bh8wxo7e