The Chairman of The Association

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[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley & whilst you're at it, why not visit the Chadwell branch of Madam Tussauds, where terrible old waxworks are repurposed?
There's just one waxwork, described by 'The Gazette' as 'an extraordinary representation of @CllrBattley - you can almost smell the halitosis'.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley That Colonel Babberley-Swinnerton is a right - damn, run out of taste

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@SoVeryBritish Discovered other people in my house. Was just about to call the cops when a young person produced his birth certificate indicating he's my son.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley We have analysed @CllrBattley's list of 'patronages' (in the widest sense of the word) & concluded he was raising awareness of The Chadwell Budgerigar Support Service.
Battley was bestowed with the 'CBSS Patron's Hat' ⤵️ at a colourful 1976 ceremony in the Municipal Library.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley Did you save any 🍓🍓🍓? Asking since it's The Chadwell Union of Satanists annual garden party in Church Fields this afternoon & we're a bit short. If so, can you contact Rev Stu at St Chad's please.
By the way, have written your opening speech? Look forward to seeing you 3 pm x

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley I've been taking soundings & it sounds like the sound advice is to resign before you're soundly defeated in what sounds like a leadership challenge.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@RAF_Luton I've heard that the solution is to fly the British Flag (this one 🇬🇧) instead since since the decline of the British Empire into better times for everyone our flag is considered a 'lightweight' and therefore less prone to making things lean to the left (especially at the moment).

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley Following analysis by The Association's Monitoring Department, we can confirm this is actually a scene from the Chadwell Civic Jubilee Celebrations last Sunday, specifically the 'Big Lunch', organised by Stig 'Stig' Dump, proprietor of Chadwell Dump and Nail Bar.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley Given the times The Association repeats its demand Putin Place, off exit 34 on the ring road, is renamed & further asserts @CllrBattley's claim the the new development of just 54 luxury flats thereon is likewise named for Captain Putin Battley on the grounds he never existed.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley This from Community Notice Board.
Ron Fossett Characters (Chadwell) Ltd is available for Weddings, Funerals, Bar Mitzvahs, Street Protests etc etc. Reasonable prices. Choose from his extensive range of fun characters:
1) A Tiger
2) His Excellency the Viceroy of India (pictured)

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@Nigel_Farage @BorisJohnson @pritipatel Tweets like this are how a country destroys itself.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley The Association was honoured to attend Chadwell's Average Citizens of the Year Awards. An evening of no surprises or interest, except perhaps the main course ⤵️

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrCross @DivineBiba @Britishtomatoes Authorised by The Association not to comment on this, or in fact any other matter relating to the management or mismanagement of Chadwell or its institutions, tomato related or not.
I can disclose is The Association does maintain a list of rotten tomatoes & will act accordingly

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@Nigel_Farage English waters? Surely you mean British waters, you Brexit buffoon. And what's more, more importantly, you're attempting to stir up nationalistic race hate. Hasn't the murder, rape and displacement in Ukraine taught you anything?
Grow up man - recognise your humanity.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley As demanded by the relevant authorities, the Porlock Four removed Todd Bunt from the Wicker Man and handed him over to The Chadwell Coven of Crocheting's May Day Dance.
Problem solved.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley We had our reasons.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley Mrs B is polyamorous? Explains a great deal about the 'success' of your marriage and her enthusiasm for going up and down the town 'meeting people' doesn't it?

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@CllrBattley Or sold off to the highest bidder (one Mrs Butterscotch) more like.
Poor old Bob is destined for a life of servile obedience, principally in connection with Mrs B's begonias.
A disgrace.

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@Nigel_Farage All suspicions confirmed

[The Chairman of The Association @ChairmanoftheA1]

@Nigel_Farage Are you ok hun?