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[Ken from KY-04 @MassieNation19]

300,000 children go missing in the US every year. Flock has not found one child.

[dante @dantefofante]

in 3 months time gta 6 will launch and sedate the masses. worlds first technoweapon. keep the sheep in their place. dont let them rise. rich get richer. fake chicks, fake vapes, fake sun, sandy beaches. surfing, gators, cars, money. what a great fake life it will be. door dash stock will hit a million. the down bad will drown. the aspiring but weak will fold. even the well equipped will feel the temptation. what a wonderful opportunity for you.

remember as a kid when youd be running grass sprints at practice? there were always the few who "needed to stop to tie thier shoes." thats the world. that will be your peers. that will be your competition. keep running and wave when you lap them.

when the globe gets caught with its pants down, be different for the sake of it. shield your precious eyes from the hypnosis. spend a year doing something productive. everything will stop moving for a year maybe more. this is the best chance youll have to get ahead. 15 years before next video game eclipse. gta 7. dont waste it!

[Champain06 @Champain06]

@OwlOwl900 @trappalachian2 Executed at dawn

[$$$ky 𓅓 @skyyreturns]

My goat man

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Batman: *hits delete on the Epstein files as the music swells* The truth would tear them apart

Alfred: yeh did the roight thing mista wayne

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

Its inhumane to be subjected to audiovisual ads at the gas pump. A moment of respite where i can be still outside in silence with my car and im being screamed at by a reeses cup. This should be illegal for the public good.

[Phil Kennedy @PhillipAKennedy]

Best I can do is change the names of shit

[Reap the Whirlwind @ReapthewhirlSL]

@johnnymaga Putting Woodrow Wilson at great is the worst thing he’s ever done.

[Nom DeGuerre @accusedarsonist]

Let's play a game. What if I stood on the street outside his home, documented his comings and goings, and sold those records for money... how long until I’m arrested? And how are my actions materially different than the intended function of his product?

[💍𝒮𝓊𝑔𝒶🫶🏾 ❄️December’s 12/18 Coldest☃️ @SagittariusN2U]

I know you lying😭Ain’t no way Drake🤣

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Everybody should Just Ruin Their Lives and Get Really Lazy and Fat and Retarded and Stop Going to Their Jobs and Just Eat a Bunch of Dinner and Meals and Smoke Weed and Drink Beer and Lay Down and Go To Sleep Until Everything Gets Better

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

So y’all don’t be seeing the conversations about the power grid going out soon, us running out of clean water, the fruits losing their seeds so we can’t regrow them, the robots advancing fast asf, meat being made in factories and getting shipped from Argentina (beef) with a known chemical on it etc…. Like when are we gone talk about all of that instead of everything that don’t matter?

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

Internet-breaking presser. Unreal.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Corporate life in a nutshell. You literally cannot win 💀

[The SMB Manufacturing Guy @themfgfellow]

Chinese manufacturing getting so good you need specialized knowledge and microscopes to find dupes of luxury goods, meanwhile:

Wife bought home this game called connect 4( sold by Hasbro Inc in Target).

I couldn’t help but notice this terrible molding defects on it(shrinkage, jetting, flash …), instinctively I felt this isn’t made in China, no self respecting Chinese factory would ship this crap especially for a large customer like Hasbro, this has to be Vietnam or India or Bangladesh, sure enough, it was Made in USA.

It is so over bros.

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

Kurt Vonnegut on why we probably shouldn’t automate the friction out of every part of life, in case you needed the reminder

[🔮 @dopaminedrank]

You are born in the one period of human history where you can go on the computer all day. Your ancestors never had that opportunity, don’t waste it by going outside.